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Mike in NJ
February 25th, 2005, 13:16
Was looking at some trivia this morning and was reminded of that fact that Mr. Big Wind(y) has been mum of late. Figured this would be a good place to inquire: Anyone care to speculate on this rare phenomena?

What trivia you ask? :D

The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational dictionary competition: - take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.

The one that had NAXJA overtones:

Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

Then again, there were a few more that could apply to these Forums and could have easily been coined by the aforesaid buzzing irritant:

Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

Ignoranus (n.): A person who's both stupid and an asshole.

Sarchasm (n.): The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it. (A common Mr. B condition).

Mike in NJ :patriot:

Lawn Cher'
February 25th, 2005, 13:49
I'm afraid that your humour may be lost on some, Mike. Sarchasm ahead? Let's find a trail down to the bottom!

Scott Mac.
February 25th, 2005, 17:27
Do ya think that he could have found a life? :geek:

Flowers
February 26th, 2005, 08:56
Without NAXJA his life is over.

ChEwBaCcA
February 27th, 2005, 22:34
maybe he needs to buy a can of this?
Maybe then he will show up to winterfest!

http://www.flider.com/gallery/albums/Edits/vagina_remover.jpg

Chewy