Funniest bumper stickers you have ever seen?

[nateo101]

H2 recovery vehicle....

[Gil BullyKatz]

a spliced "Mean People Suck" bumper sticker rearranged to read:

SUCK MEAN PEOPLE

:D

[Lore5]

I've got one of these on my locker at school.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v338/xjLore/Random%20stuff/Bush.jpg

[BLSXJ]

Lifted from a site I belive was jeephumor




Lube was ment for Axles"
I wish your wife was this dirty
S.O.B. Slightly Over Built
got rice?...my jeep is hungry
My lug nuts require more torque than your Honda makes."
"Don't follow me...you won't make it."
"This Jeep is not an SUV...Your SUV is not a Jeep
don't follow too close , I throw stones
CAUTION: This bumper only costs $125.00 to replace
Its a Jeep Thing COPS don't understand !
I8ACIVIC
This jeep chucks U joints
Big Balls, Big Tires, Small Bank Account
If you can't stop in time...GO UNDER
I'm not leaking oil, I'm marking my territory
-They're not scratches, they are battle scars
-Jeeps drive better Dirty
-aerodynamically challenged
-follow me if you wanna get stuck
On the Front bumper: STEP OUT AND........MEET JESUS
CAUTION, Honda's May Exit From Under Rear Tires At Any Time. Do Not Follow Closely
If you can't stop, duck!
- Not responsible for damage done to tailgaters!
- If you can read this, it is already to late.
**CAUTION** THIS JEEP TURNS HEADS EXPECT LONG DELAYS
Nature, only viewable in a Jeep. Get off the path
Lowriders are for little boys that can't get it up!
WARNING: Jeep mistakes Hondas for speed bumps

[OT]

I have 3, but only one's on the bumper.

http://www.savepic.com/freepicturehosting/is.php?i=203821&img=HPIM0618.jpg

http://www.savepic.com/freepicturehosting/is.php?i=328082&img=HPIM0952.jpg

[STROKER]

"Wife and Dog lost.... REWARD FOR DOG"

[ECKSJAY]

The Right is wrong. The Left is stupid.

Does it count as an abortion if a Republican drops a bomb on a pregnant woman?

Whatever you believe, we do too. - Kerry/Edwards

Bipartisanship: I'll hug your elephant if you'll kiss my ass.

Bomb Texas, they have oil!

And my fave:

Liberals: One per day, one in possession.

[OT]

Got sig, Stroker?

[0313]

Put this on a Hippies Van

"STOP ACTIVISM"

[DrMoab]

I got a couple....This is my fav.
http://images.snapfish.com/342%3B564323232%7Ffp45%3Dot%3E2334%3D%3C8%3A%3D324 %3DXROQDF%3E2323774%3B49973ot1lsi

[Ramsey]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v633/ramseyxj/hummersticker.jpg

my favorite

[BillR]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v633/ramseyxj/hummersticker.jpg

my favorite
:laugh3: :laugh3:

[diabloxj]

heres mine no one got it, only my friends with lifted trucks.

NO FAT CHICKS
THE BUMPER WILL SCRAPE

i think its funny

[Rocketman]

PETA
People Eat Tasty Animals

[crookedletterd]

http://web.pdx.edu/~sdavison/pictures/IMG_1077.jpg

it was funny at the time :laugh3: ...meh it still is

[OT]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v465/bullycatz/TFT%202004/DSCF3.jpg

[Gil BullyKatz]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v465/bullycatz/TFT%202004/DSCF3.jpg

OH NO!! you di' nt!!!!

Dang!

I'm gonna Ruby you accordingly for that one!

[planefixer]

Seen in Macon, Ga.--"doing my part to piss off the religious right"
My favorite--"do I look like a f##king people person?"

[Geepfreak]

http://www3.freepichosting.com/Thumbs/421559972/80/482/126.jpg

[Gil BullyKatz]

http://www3.freepichosting.com/Thumbs/421559972/80/482/126.jpg

NICE!!!

My wife's car has one that reads:

My other car is a broom!!!

[bigredjeep]

LIFT IT!! Cuz fat chicks can't jump

[copperhead]

My favorites:

"The Only Bush I Trust is My Own"

"STOP BREEDING"

"When RELIGION RULED the world, they called it THE DARK AGES"

[bigredjeep]

DON'T LAUGH,
your daughter could be in here.

[diabloxj]

"LOWRIDERS, FOR GUYS THAT CAN'T GET IT UP"

[ECKSJAY]

"KEEP BEEPING
i'm reloading"

"HORN DON'T WORK
LOOK OF FINGER"

"LOWRIDERS, FOR GUYS THAT CAN'T GET IT UP"

Bad grammar/spelling and all?

[lesslimited]

D.A.R.E
Donut Abuse Resistance Education
(Dare to keep cops off donuts)

Of course, I wouldn't dare to put that on my heep :laugh3:

[LBEXJ]

If you don't like my driving, call 1-800-EatSh*t!

[XJJPR]

I saw one yesturday i liked.

Stop honking
I'm reloading!


:D

hinkley

[ECKSJAY]

"Hinkley's not really FROM Texas."

Being made now, shipping soon.

[Hickey]

D.A.R.E
Donut Abuse Resistance Education
(Dare to keep cops off donuts)

Of course, I wouldn't dare to put that on my heep :laugh3:
D.A.R.E.
Drugs
Are
Really
Expensive

[TRNDRVR]

Seen on the back of a meat truck.....Joe Schmoe's meats (forgot real name)....."You may be able to pass my truck, but you can't beat my meat".

[Fergie]

I like the new one in D.C.

"Run Hilary, Run!"

Dems put it on their rear bumper, and Reps put it on their front.

:)

Fergie

[Beej]

Few of my faves:

WEAR YOUR SEATBELT!
(It makes it harder for aliens to suck you out of your car)

POKE SMOT!

and:

HIPPIES SUCK (Tofino, BC)

The last one's only funny if you're a local. Tofino is a surfing village up island from me that has long been a Mecca for smelly transient hippies. AKA "Homeless by Choice". The bumpersticker was started by locals as a way of telling the hippies they ain't welcome in the town if all they're gonna do is park their VW buses and beg for change. Funny to me....

[bjoehandley]

"Jesus loves you, Everybody else thinks your an @$$hole"

"Al Gore, the wheel is spinning, but the hamster is dead"

"Do not tow, this is not an abandoned vehicle"

[XJawgi]

"Help save the environment, put bush back in texas"

[Alaskaflyr]

A common one in Los Angeles is

"COVER ME, I'M CHANGING LANES"

[bjoehandley]

:worship: :roflmao:

[bocaj]

"sex is not the anwer
sex is the question
the answer is yes"

saw that on my way to work one morning.

[Matthew Currie]

"God was my co-pilot, but we crashed in the mountains - so I ate him."

[Kejtar]

1. smiley sticker with tire marks across it
2. honk if you see any parts fall off: this sticker was on the hatch of a jeep, that was torn off on an obstacle :)

[Fred]

"You're just jealous the voices are talking to me"

Fred

[nateo101]

haha I now have a whole list of things to put on the back of my windshield now....

[hoytinak]

Friends help friends move....real friends help friends move bodies.

[Ramsey]

"God was my co-pilot, but we crashed in the mountains - so I ate him."
holy crizap thats awful, i feel pretty bad for chuckling

[hillbilly_jeeper]

"Save a cow, eat a vegitarian."
"Save a tree, eat a beaver"
"Earth first, i'll log, ride, wheel, ect, the other planets later!"

[Bent]

"BOUND BY BLACKNESS"

[cbremer]

Where are we going and why am I in this handbasket?
Stupidity should be painful
Get in, sit down, hold on and shut up
Friends don't let friends park in Hermosa Beach (if you're local, you'll understand :D )

[luvdaxj]

"Body Lifts Suck" (on my xj)
"Is it horny out here, or is it just me"
"Annoy a Liberal, work hard and be happy"
"Looking for the perfect woman, a nymphomaniac who owns a liquer store"

[Ramsey]

"Body Lifts Suck"

i'm definetly gonna have to get one of those

[luvdaxj]

"Body Lifts Suck"

i'm definetly gonna have to get one of those

I thought it up and had a guy make it for me. There are alot of internet sites that allow you to make your own bumpersticker. All XJ owners should have one.

[XJawgi]

local radio station
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v359/awgi/rovers.jpg

[ladywolf]

i like the "oh crap you're going to try to cheer me up" one

that and DO NOT WASH THIS VEHICLE, SCIENTIFIC DIRT TEST IN PROGRESS

:D

[OT]

local radio station
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v359/awgi/rovers.jpg
Man, that sticker is a steamer.

[copperhead]

Matthew Currie
God was my co-pilot, but we crashed in the mountains - so I ate him."

I have that one on a T-Shirt, It always gets me funny looks.
I also have one that reads "And god said:
CO2
CH3 CH2 OH
And then there was beer,
And it was good,
And THEN came the seventh day"

As far as bumper stickers on my own, I just have various club stickers, a GOA sticker, and one that reads: "ignorance is typical"

[bjoehandley]

Come to think of it, my Sister has
"For such a small town, there sure are a lot of idiots"
"Your village called, they're looking for their idiot"
and one of my favorites
"Think you'd drive any better with that cell phone shoved up your @$$"

[xjcrawlr]

While sitting in traffic behind a minivan with several of those " My child was student of the month at _____school" a beat up, rusty, smoking, old Ford truck pulled up next to it and it had a sticker on the back that said "My kid beat up your honour student"

I had to pull over I was laughing so hard :laugh3:

[OT]

While sitting in traffic behind a minivan with several of those " My child was student of the month at _____school" a beat up, rusty, smoking, old Ford truck pulled up next to it and it had a sticker on the back that said "My kid beat up your honour student"

I had to pull over I was laughing so hard :laugh3:
Welcome to 1990.

[TRNDRVR]

"Please God, save me from your followers".

[footdale]

"Yes this is my truck...
and NO I won't help you move"

[8Mud]

My son just got his license and came home with a strange look on his face. Asked him what was up? He said everybody was honking at him. His buddies where rolling. Being the suspicious type, I checked out the back of the XJ, "Honk, if you want to have my baby", was stuck to the back bumper. Told him it was a Jeep thing and told him to use his hands, if he waved back at the honkers.

[Lawn Cher']

"Stop plate tectonics."

[Beej]

Saw a couple more good ones today:

Gas, Grass or Ass, Nobody Rides For Free

Ban Hydrogen Dioxide

(For those not in the know, hydrogen dioxide is a chemical name for water...)

I also like this one:

Subvert the Dominant Paradigm

[TRNDRVR]

Ban Hydrogen Dioxide

(For those not in the know, hydrogen dioxide is a chemical name for water...)

Wouldn't it Dihydrogen Oxide? H2O

[OT]

Hydrogen Dioxide is a synonym for hydrogen peroxide.

[Lawn Cher']

Hydrogen Dioxide is a synonym for hydrogen peroxide.

Peroxide has 4 oxygen atoms, dioxide has 2. They bond to different hydrogen free radicals, if I recall correctly from the last chemistry class I took 8 years ago.

[0313]

"Id rather be masturbating"

[NCSUcherokee]

Peroxide has 4 oxygen atoms, dioxide has 2. They bond to different hydrogen free radicals, if I recall correctly from the last chemistry class I took 8 years ago.

Hydrogen Peroxide is H202

[jeeppowermj]

Hydrogen Peroxide is H202

I dont think thats a very funny bumper sticker.

[Ramsey]

"Id rather be masturbating"
x2

[SS01XJ]

For the senior citizens........."Old Age Is Not For Sissies".

[DrMoab]

Saw this on a MWC jeep one day. :laugh3:
http://www.rainbowarehouse.com/store/image.php?productid=16566

[ladywolf]

Wouldn't it Dihydrogen Oxide? H2O


actually its dihydrogen monoxide...oxide by itself just doent stand up, you have to put the correct prefix in front to state how many of them there are (my chemistry teacher in high school had a study about a poll taken on whether or not people should ban it, 100 folks took the test, only 2 knew it was actually water)

[DrMoab]

actually its dihydrogen monoxide...oxide by itself just doent stand up, you have to put the correct prefix in front to state how many of them there are (my chemistry teacher in high school had a study about a poll taken on whether or not people should ban it, 100 folks took the test, only 2 knew it was actually water)
talk about hijacking a thread....WOW :kissyou: :laugh3:

[Matt98XJ]

"If you don't like the way I drive, stayoff the sidewalk!"

[Beej]

Wouldn't it Dihydrogen Oxide? H2OYes it would. I was typing in a hurry and blew it. I guess I'm not the smartass I thought I was :D. But what do you expect? My degrees are in psychology. The bumper sticker had it right though, its a seriously deadly compound, also known as Dihydrogen Monoxide or Hydric Acid. Check it out. (http://www.dhmo.org/)

Keeping it on topic: on the way home from work today I saw this on a lifted TJ:

Eats Hondas and Shits Toyotas


Here's a few more:

EARTH FIRST!
(We'll stripmine the other planets later)

We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?

Ask Me About My Vow Of Silence

I Love Cats...They Taste Like Chicken

[0313]

x2


I dont know what you do, but X2 yourself. lastara

[Geepfreak]

"My other ride is your Girlfriend"

[casm]

"Now would be a good time to remove that Kerry/Edwards bumper sticker."

And the one I forgot:

"Your candidate lost. Get over it."

[Ramsey]

I dont know what you do, but X2 yourself. lastara
you lost me with this one...why do you have to bring up old stuff

[ladywolf]

another good one i saw was "lift it cuz fat chicks cant jump!"

[OverlandXJ]

" My Wife's Car is a Broom"

" Built with my childrens inheritance"

[Popeye]

Honda motorcross " Stupid Hurts" :wierd:

[Lawn Cher']

Hydrogen Peroxide is H202

Doh! That's what I get for pontificating outside my realm of expertise.:dunce:

[bigredjeep]

LIFT IT!! Cuz fat chicks can't jump

look back a few pages

[BillR]

" Built with my childrens inheritance"
That's great! :wave: :laugh3:

[01XJLIMITED]

Ever see the ones that have a picture of a heart heart on them - I HEART NY, I HEART MY DOG...

A friend got one that said I HEART DICK and slapped it on the rear bumper of another guys ride. He didn't notice it for months. LMFAO.

[Ramsey]

suprised no one mentioned "xj's do it in climate control" has a pic of a mountain and such in the background. on rockrats or whatever the site is which the screw in angle iron rock rails. at least they have a good bumper sticker

[TRL WGN 1]

The one on my Jeep that gets the most attention is the
"Chicks Dig Body Damage" Sticker

[DrMoab]

Ever see the ones that have a picture of a heart heart on them - I HEART NY, I HEART MY DOG...

A friend got one that said I HEART DICK and slapped it on the rear bumper of another guys ride. He didn't notice it for months. LMFAO.
Wanted to get one that says
I "heart my jeep
I "spade my dog"
I "club" S.U.W.A members.

[jeeppowermj]

i want a bumper sticker with ncsucherokees avatar. Gotta love ATHF

[Ramsey]

Gotta love ATHF
word. there number one in the hood g

[Gil BullyKatz]

i want a bumper sticker with ncsucherokees avatar. Gotta love ATHF

recognize this guy?
http://www.bansheeproductions.net/convention/otakon04/images/otakon20040057.JPG

My 4 year old daughter sings the theme song...

my name is...
shake zula
the mic rula
the old schoolah
you wanna trip? i'll bring it to ya
frylock and im on top rock you like a cop
meatwad you up next work it out now
meatwad make the money see
meatwad get the honeys g
drivin in my car livin' like a star
ice on my fingers and my toes and on i'm a taurus
a'check check it.
Cuz we are the aqua teens
make the homies say HO and the girlies wanna scream
Cuz we are the aqua teens
make the homies say HO and the girlies wanna scream

aqua teen hunger force number 1 in the hood g

:D

[Ramsey]

why that has to be my good buddy carl. he does look like he has let himself go though. needs some more of those "special" diet bars

[KY Chris]

why that has to be my good buddy carl. he does look like he has let himself go though. needs some more of those "special" diet bars
Get outta my friggin' pool, meatman.

[Gil BullyKatz]

Get outta my friggin' pool, meatman.
http://images.quizilla.com/A/ATHFmaster/1058385598_YouAreCarl.JPG

[BillR]

"Now would be a good time to remove that Kerry/Edwards bumper sticker."

And the one I forgot:

"Your candidate lost. Get over it."
These would be GREAT here in hippie-town! :laugh3:

[jeeppowermj]

its amazing. I got a off-topic thread, off topic.LOL

[Overdriven]

I've got two

Warning!
Insanity has replaced reason in
the modification of this vehicle.

This is my Daily Driver
If I roll it I'm screwed.

[BillR]

I've got two

Warning!
Insanity has replaced reason in
the modification of this vehicle.

This is my Daily Driver
If I roll it I'm screwed.
I'd buy either one of these! :laugh3:

[Overdriven]

http://www.jeepinoutfitters.com/scripts/prodList.asp?idCategory=61

Here's where I bought them.

My wifes Grand Cherokee has

Jeep Chick Inside

and

H2 Recovery Team

[JohnJohn]

A few of my favorites:

"Chicks dig it, Rocks Fear it"
"Save the Rocks"
"Will Work for Rocks"
"Body Damage Builds Character"
"My kid beat up your honor student"
"Honk if parts fall off"

Got this on the hood above the grill at my favoor riiite restaurant (http://www.hooters.com/).

http://www.bigoffroad.com/images/vendors/bigoffroad/stickers/htrs2.jpg

[ROKTAXI]

On the back of a convertable with an obvious "flaming" driver:

I M 1 R U 2 ?

[JohnJohn]

I'm gonna get this one made up.

http://www.bigoffroad.com/images/vendors/bigoffroad/stickers/new/idrather.jpg

[OT]

I'm gonna get this one made up.

http://www.bigoffroad.com/images/vendors/bigoffroad/stickers/new/idrather.jpg
I'd buy it.

Or make one that says,"My Other Rig Is An IBM."

[Ramsey]

I'd buy it.

Or make one that says,"My Other Rig Is An IBM."
now thats some funny sh** i dont care who ya are

[luvdaxj]

My boss has one on his buggy that says " Caution: Vehicle may crash or detonate with no apparent cause"

[bchulett]

This is kinda related ...

I need a new plate for my XJ ... about six months ago I was trying to think of a good personalized plate that would be unique and says it all ...

So my girlfriend comes up with the following:

HUM THIS

At the time I checked with the DMV and it was available ... THAT was six months ago. I just checked again the other day and somebody nabbed it in California ...

I imagine its still open season in other states ...

[Geepfreak]

Just saw this one this weekend....


"Howdy Damn It"

[new96XJheeper]

Remember back in the day when hanson was "cool"? dig this "HONK if you love HANSON, then drive into a tree" or "Dont drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your beer"

[JohnJohn]

"HONK if you love HANSON"

http://luvmyjp.bigoffroad.com/images/88xj/8-2-2003/8-2-2003-010.jpg

HONK HONK HONK opps, wrong Hanson

[DrMoab]

Go braless....It will pull the wrinkles from your face!

[Silverstreak01]

i can get a hummer in my jeep
but you cant get my jeep in your hummer

[Rob Mayercik]

Heard about this one on a local radio station, haven't seen one (yet):

"Help stop repeat offenders: Don't re-elect them!"

Saw these many years ago:

"Welcome to New Jersey, now go home!"

"Will the last person to leave New Jersey please turn out the lights"

Rob

[hologram]

I saw this in my rear view mirror on the front of a big 4-runner.
Slower traffic move the the right -->

If you can read this shoot my spotter.

driver carries on $40...in amunition.

I'm not as think as you drunk I am osifer!

I'm sottal tober.

There's to much blood in my drug stream.

[Steve-o94XJ]

LOL...

Some good ones in this thread.
I've got a few from memory:

"Gun control means using both hands."
"My gun has killed fewer people than Ted Kennedy's car."
"My dog was student of the month at the local public school."
"My child doesn't get self-esteem from a bumper sticker."
"Imagine Whirled Peas."
"Pave the rainforest."
"Stop global whining."
"Liberalism: the haunting fear someone, somewhere can help themselves."
"Don't laugh. It's paid for."
"Peace through superior firepower."
"Work union or work hard."


A couple I saw while in Hawaii:

"Welcome to Hawaii. Now go home!"
"Slow down! This isn't the mainland!"

[red91]

"Hinkley's not really FROM Texas."

Being made now, shipping soon.

i like. I 'll take 3 of those and one of these...

Hinkley shot Reagan. It can be an inside thing.

[luvdaxj]

"I'll show you how we do it at the trailer park."

[IH8RDS]

"Save the trees Eat more beaver"

"I miss my ex allot. But my aim is getting better"

[karstic]

If God didn't kick Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden, the Sierra Club would have.

[hologram]

"If guns kill people, then matches cause arsin."
"I like toyotas, they tast like chicken"
"Temp aliens, Drive naked"

[Churchlady]

LOL...

Some good ones in this thread.
I've got a few from memory:

"Gun control means using both hands."
"My gun has killed fewer people than Ted Kennedy's car."
"My dog was student of the month at the local public school."
"My child doesn't get self-esteem from a bumper sticker."
"Imagine Whirled Peas."
"Pave the rainforest."
"Stop global whining."
"Liberalism: the haunting fear someone, somewhere can help themselves."
"Don't laugh. It's paid for."
"Peace through superior firepower."
"Work union or work hard."


Those are great and I've never seen half of them. Thanks!! Two other oldies but goodies: "Drive 80 & freeze a Yankee" (from the Carter gas-shortage years), and the best bumper sticker of all time (from the Jesus People/Jesus Freaks of the 70s):

"If God is dead He died laughing".

[play_in_the_mud]

Me being a fat kid my favorite:

Fat people are harder to kidnap!

[MoabXJeeper]

Some quickies I've seen around, sorry if they've been posted before.

If you don't like how I'm driving, THEN GET OFF THE SIDEWALK!

Chicks dig body damage.

This one's not an actual bumper sticker, but I think it's appropriate to post it here:

You could drive off a cliff and die.
You could run into a tree and die.
You could drive into a river and die.
Or you could stay home, fall off the couch and die.
Jeep Moab

[churky89]

Used to have the address for this sticker..was a jeeper in Tennessee
http://img141.exs.cx/img141/2972/222296073jtqfjzph9gn.jpg

OOps biggern I thought :laugh3:

[red91]

saw one on an old Korean War vets ride...it read..

Not so Lean,
Not so Mean,
STILL a Marine.

When he stopped at a stop sign I saluted him, and got one big old smile and a salute back.

Something tells me that old man could still roll most of the hacks he comes up against.

[TRNDRVR]

"Work union or work hard."http://www.timbercrawler.com/bb/images/smiles/rofl2.gif

[red91]

I saw even a better one today....

"Canada Kicks A$S" but at what ? Curling ?

[Beej]

I saw even a better one today....
"Canada Kicks A$S" but at what ? Curling ?

One of my favorites:

I love Canadians...Everyone Should Own One!

[motorman]

On the back of an old jeep driven by one of those "long haired freaky people"

Driving out of a purple haze on my way up a stairway to heaven

One I saw in Tellico last year................

Dieing of natural causes is for Wimps (cleaned up for public consumption)

[red91]

One of my favorites:

I love Canadians...Everyone Should Own One!

I hear the voice of experience...somewhere...WE DO OWN CANADA !

[d10shun]

Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

[RockTracXJ]

From Colorado Springs, headquarters of Focus on the Family:

"Focus on your own damn family"

[JEEParon]

i was fallowing a car that had a sticker that sed..

"get out of my way or i'll eat you"

sure enough as i drove by it was some huge chick driving....

i guess she doesnt mind making fun of herself lol

[allthingsoffroad]

"the liver is evil it must be punished"

[foxwar71]

How's My Driving? Call-
1-800-GOXXXXURSELF

I'm not speeding,
I'm qualifying

I'm not tail-gating,
I'm drafting

[hillbilly_jeeper]

Seen in the back window of a chevelle this week.."My car was built using tools, not chopsticks."

[hoytinak]

Seen in the back window of a chevelle this week.."My car was built using tools, not chopsticks."

That's good, I gotta get one of those for the T-Bird.

[94XJ4x4]

not sure if this has been said before but it cant hurt to check. I saw one on someones jeep that read "Warning: Insanity has replaced reason in the modification of this vehicle." or something like that. I'm going from memory here.

[bjoehandley]

Used to work with a big hockey fan who had this on his plate holder on his Escape.

"Give Blood, Play Hockey"

[jcr23]

"Beer. Helping white guys dance since 1896"

[hjeepxj]

I like the one on the back of my pickup,

Annoy a Liberal

Work - Succeed - Be Happy








:D

[JohnJohn]

I like the one on the back of my pickup,

Annoy a Liberal

Work - Succeed - Be Happy








:D

I...LOVE...YOU

[Camshaft]

local radio station
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v359/awgi/rovers.jpg
We put one of those on my sister's lease car Mirage before we turned it in...

[hjeepxj]

I...LOVE...YOU


Y hello thar!









:D



:laugh:

[ladywolf]

"Beer. Helping white guys dance since 1896"


that can also be changed to: "beer. helping white guys have sex since 1896"

[red_01_xj]

i can get a hummer in my jeep
but you cant get my jeep in your hummer

Were can I find one of these

[wolfheartak]

Used to have this one on my car...

http://pegasuspublishing.com/xcart/files/pics/ps/ps475.gif

-Marisha

[Purple]

Nice Girls Swallow :P

[old_man]

My favorite is

Save a tree, wipe your ass with a spotted owl.

[Kejtar]

one I saw yesterday and applies to me as of half an hour ago:

I'm so broke I can't even pay attention

[Sniggs]

"Don't Panic! There's always Welfare!" --Liberal's Motto--

[theslacker]

Free airbag test for tailgaters
God made Canadians a little bit better
Don't preach that right wing crap to me
I used to be open minded but my brain kept falling out

[ubergoddess]

Hello everyone. The funniest bumper sticker I ever saw was on a soccer mom's minivan, it said HOBAG.

[2XJ]

My favorite:

"HELL YES I'm Drunk...
Did you think I was a stunt driver?"

[bjoehandley]

Saw this on a Subaru Outback on the way to work today;

"Don't drown, it spoils the fun"

[theslacker]

Yes, as a matter of fact........I do own the whole damn road.

[red91]

Nome, Alaska... a quaint little drinking town with a fishing problem.

[bjoehandley]

Got a new one that I saw on the way HOME from work today on hitch cover of a fast moving GMC Suburban or Yukon XL (couldn't tell, it was moving too fast);

"F China"

[small pederson]

A few of my favorites:

"Chicks dig it, Rocks Fear it"
"Save the Rocks"
"Will Work for Rocks"
"Body Damage Builds Character"
"My kid beat up your honor student"
"Honk if parts fall off"

Got this on the hood above the grill at my favoor riiite restaurant (http://www.hooters.com/).

http://www.bigoffroad.com/images/vendors/bigoffroad/stickers/htrs2.jpg

dude, where did you get the "work harder, millions on welfare depend on you"???

[casm]

Seen on an MGB-GT the other day: "All parts falling off of this vehicle are of the finest British manufacture."

[jeepinandy]

My other car is a peice of sh&t too
dont laugh your daughter may be in here
if you pass me you will get shot
if you can read this it is already to late (small sticker)
by the time you read this i could have already kicked your ass (karate instructor)
if i'm drving slow i'm reloading

[wolfepack215]

"Only 9 of the 10 voices say don't shoot"
"If you run, you'll only die tired" Sniper
""There is nothing in this vehicle worth losing your life over"
"The last driver that hit me is still in recovery"

[Rocketman]

A new one I obtained:

WHY is my OIL under their SAND?

[prb24]

"Condoms are cheaper than diapers"

"If you're against logging, try wiping your ass with plastic toilet paper"

On the back of a garbage truck..."All you can eat buffet"

And my current favorite (those of you who have been there will understand, but it is universal)...

"ITHACA, NY...10 SQUARE MILES, SURROUNDED BY REALITY"

[dyna]

Seen one on the back of this old dudes truck;
Smile ladies,its the second best thing you can do with your lips.

[zfinger]

I dont want to read all 11 pages, so this may be a repost...

-HUMMERS ARE FOR DICKS
-DOMESTIC ASSAULT(with a cartoon di-cut picture of a big truck running over a little honda)

A friend of mine walked up to a Honda with a huge ugly body kit and cheap coilovers at the dragway and asked him "Is your bumer melting off?" and "how many bag of concrete does it take to make the car that low?"

[red91]

Seen one on the back of this old dudes truck;
Smile ladies,its the second best thing you can do with your lips.


vertical limit...one of the best lines in the movie...

[Lawn Cher']

I saw one a few weeks ago that made me chuckle...


"Who funded Rembrandt?"

[red91]

I saw one a few weeks ago that made me chuckle...


"Who funded Rembrandt?"

jewish diamond merchants..:D

[bshaw]

"Thank you for not breeding"
"I love my penuis"

[zfinger]

D.A.M
Mothers Againt Dislexia (I spelled wrong that wrong)

[Rocketman]

There's also DAMM Drunks Against Mad Mothers

[Phillip]

"this juvenile delinquent if f@%$ing your honor student"
"Jesus forgives, Rocks dont"
"If i wanted your opinion id take my dick out of your mouth"

[Jr.Jeeper]

"Horn Broken Watch For Finger"

[RKBA]

Where I live in NC is a HUGE tourist trap for folks from PA,NY,NJ, and MD. Quite a few of the locals have a sticker that says, "Happiness is a North Bound Yankee"


I also like the one with a picture of Hitler doing his little psycho-salute and is captioned, "all those in favor of gun control, raise your hand."

[SoCalMJ]

Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for thou are crunchy & taste good with catchup.

[prb24]

I just remembered this one...

"My Jeep is not an SUV...Your SUV is not a Jeep" :laugh3:

[theschwarz1]

"H2 Recovery Vehicle"


On a VW Rabbit......now that was funny!

[ladywolf]

i saw a good one the other day, one of my pilots had it on his truck

"dont tell mom i'm a helicopter pilot, she thinks i play piano in a whorehouse" (sorry for the word, but had to put it in as thats what was on the bumper sticker"

[PIDGEON]

i can get a hummer in my jeep
but you cant get my jeep in your hummer


This is the best one I have seen. Let me know where i can get one or I am going to have one made. I hope the wife sees the humor in it.

[BSD]

There is one in a small bar in teh middle of nowhere in Western Oklahoma. It sits on teh wall behind the register....
"Kinky is using a feather, perverted is using the whole damned chicken!"

[MudDawg]

I can't freakin' believe i read the whole thread :laugh3: ..."Save the forest, wipe yer ass with a spotted owl"....now thats funny....I gotta git me one of them. My dads favorite from long ago....Haul ass, Hell ain't half full.

[casm]

Not a bumper sticker, but a licence plate frame rather appropriately seen on an AMG S-Class Mercedes the other day:

"No, I'm not a pro football player or drug dealer."

[dphillips]

If it can't be fixed with duct tape or silicone, it can't be fixed.

[XJClassic]

Seen on the back of early '90's Range Rover

"Money talks... Mine says goodbye."

[noresttill]

I saw a yellow ribbon sticker that said "I love ribbons" in it.

despite the intention to unify, you must admit the ribbon and braclets are getting silly.

I bet if all the money people spend on ribbons, car flags, and braclets were just given to the uso or salvation army...gggrrrrrr...

I thought it was a funny sticker anyways

[BlueGerbil]

After the latest elections: "Stop complaining, I haven´t voted for them"

[footdale]

An old granny that looked like she was 92 years old had a bumper sticker on her buick that read:
"If you aint short you aint shit"

[noresttill]

Toyota Racing Development

I think its funny to watch ricers put TeRD on their cars :)

[ExTankerGuy]

If you can read this, thank a teacher. If it's in English, thank your military!

[red91]

DISSENT is the highest form of PATRIOTISM -

Thomas Jefferson


saw that one this morning...thought it very apropriate :D

[XJ_ranger]

If you drink - Dont park











accidents cause children...

[P1atinum]

Saw this one a few weeks ago.. Love it

BUSH
Like a rock, only dumber.

and one I want for the back of the XJ.

(arrow point up) THIS END UP!

[frankenjeep]

happieness is a betl-fed wepon

[Chero-King]

Im only friends with you 'cause your mom is hot.

[Grizzley]

On the back window of Justpunchit's rig:

If I wanted a hummer
I'd date your daughter

or something like that.

[zfinger]

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y145/zfinger/hummersdicks.jpg
I had that made at the local sign store for $5, I should have had it made a bit bigger

[bjoehandley]

Looks like the perfect size and position for any Hummer behind you in traffic.

[andrew2516]

I seen one once that said "KERRY IS GAY" made out of like mail box stickers. It was ont he back of some beat ass chevy.

[red91xj]

you know those ones that say

"silly boys trucks are for girls"? saw one the other day that said

"STFU BITCH! TRUCKS ARE FOR MEN. Now get in the kitchen and make me a sammich."

[DBenz]

Dragging up an old thread, but where can I get ahold of one of those "If I wanted a HUMMER..." stickers.

Saw a new H3 in town today (small town)......

[jpars]

http://www.jinx.com/images/products/343bgBlack.jpg

[tkm]

this is one of my favorits

http://www.stickergiant.com/Merchant2/imgs/450/d53_450.jpeg

[Darky]

Dragging up an old thread, but where can I get ahold of one of those "If I wanted a HUMMER..." stickers.

Saw a new H3 in town today (small town)......
Why be hatin? Sure its ugly and slow, but its one damn fine factory 4-wheeler...The H3 that is. H2s do good too, if they're not lowered and ridin on rubberbands...

[scorpio_vette]

if i overlooked these i'm sorry but they're good anyways.


if it's to loud your to old

kids in the backseat cause accidents,
accidents in the backseat cause kids.

i still miss my wife but my aim is getting better.

cop, crook, what's the difference?

[DBenz]

Why be hatin? Sure its ugly and slow, but its one damn fine factory 4-wheeler...The H3 that is. H2s do good too, if they're not lowered and ridin on rubberbands...

That's the problem.....20s, 22s, etc. I have respect for anyone that wheels a vehicle that is 4wd.

[uspsamaster]

sorry for dragging it back up but saw a vanity plate handicap plate that said BLIND