Deep Thoughts

[XJguy]

Why do people get offended when called an asshole? Is it because only malodorous entities are unleashed from an asshole, or perhaps because it is always sat upon? Well, lets investigate this further. The asshole, or rather anal sphincter is really quite an amazing organ, no lesser than any other. Think about it, with all its simplicity that wrinkled starfish down there is capable of holding back many times its own weight in material, and daily saves you from some very unsocial activities when out in public. It is capable of discerning what will be coming out of it, and if it should be allowed to come out at any particular time. Whether solid, fluid, or gaseous this magnificent organ knows what do with it and when to do it. Most can even bypass the solid or liquid material to just allow the gaseous matter escape...talk about talent, lets see your hands try that one! Ask any homosexual man and he would be more than glad to let you know just how wonderful his anal sphincter is, rest assured. So the next time someone calls you an asshole, don't get angered or feel like a chump, instead say hey buddy thanks, same to you and your family! If you find that you need to call someone by a lowly body organ then try appendix, now that a real good for nothing! So go on all you assholes with your now enlightened minds and your wonderful sphincters!

XJguy

[Kejtar]

ummmmm which type of liquid or a solid has brought on those crazy ravings :D Now if it was a solid.... would it come in a form of a supository by any chance? LOL

Kejtar
:angel:

[2offroad]

OOOOOKKKKK! now i have more stuff in my head that i don't need. thanks alot. :huh: :moon:

[RichP]

Oh if only some peoples mouths would have some of the attributes of the sphincter. Think of all the public speakers, reporters, elected officials that could use a transplant. Of course occasionally my sphincter does make rehortical comments and rebuttles, but generally not in mixed company and only when fortified with the correct nourishment, pickeled eggs and beer can make it very vocal :)

[CheapXJ]

WOW!!!

I guess I get "complimented" MUCH more than I have realised


:D

[sidriptide]

reminds me of a story i heard once..
back when god first created man, several body parts began to argue abouthwho should be the "boss".... the brain said " i should be the boss because i do all the thinking around here" the eyes argued back "without me you would never see anything" the feet chimed in " without me you wouldn't be able to travel" the asshole didnt even have a chance to say anything before the rest of the body was laughing at the thought of such a thing...... so the asshole clamped itself shut... after a few days, the body became sick, the legs got wobbly, the eyes crossed, and the brain became foggy and confused.... after a breif meeting they all elected to let the asshole have his way......... that is why, to this day , it seems that every person in charge of something seems to be an asshole....
mc

[XJguy]

LOL.... I love that one.

XJguy

[Beej]

super deep...

[johnlv6]

super deep...
X2. That's super.

[Gil BullyKatz]

NO NO NO!!!

Do not resurrect the Lord of Tards!

[Beej]

Just demonstrating that its been done before, and been done better...


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:D

[OT]

Definitely more skilled than the Diesel.

[Lawn Cher']

Ah ha, I knew there was a good reason for this. Thank you Beej, for being so enlightened.

[dzolcali]

Why do people get offended when called an asshole? Is it because only malodorous entities are unleashed from an asshole, or perhaps because it is always sat upon? Well, lets investigate this further. The asshole, or rather anal sphincter is really quite an amazing organ, no lesser than any other. Think about it, with all its simplicity that wrinkled starfish down there is capable of holding back many times its own weight in material, and daily saves you from some very unsocial activities when out in public. It is capable of discerning what will be coming out of it, and if it should be allowed to come out at any particular time. Whether solid, fluid, or gaseous this magnificent organ knows what do with it and when to do it. Most can even bypass the solid or liquid material to just allow the gaseous matter escape...talk about talent, lets see your hands try that one! Ask any homosexual man and he would be more than glad to let you know just how wonderful his anal sphincter is, rest assured. So the next time someone calls you an asshole, don't get angered or feel like a chump, instead say hey buddy thanks, same to you and your family! If you find that you need to call someone by a lowly body organ then try appendix, now that a real good for nothing! So go on all you assholes with your now enlightened minds and your wonderful sphincters!

XJguy

this just sounds like someone who has a fixation on his or other peoples anus...it's kinda umm homosexual in a way? maybe i'm just not seeing how thinking about an anus this hard isn't gay or is it?

[johnlv6]

this just sounds like someone who has a fixation on his or other peoples anus...it's kinda umm homosexual in a way? maybe i'm just not seeing how thinking about an anus this hard isn't gay or is it?

They say that homo-phobia is a sure sign that you might like the c a w k. :D

[bjoehandley]

ummmmm which type of liquid or a solid has brought on those crazy ravings :D Now if it was a solid.... would it come in a form of a supository by any chance? LOL

Kejtar
:angel:


Been watching Futurama again haven't we Kejtar......

[natcole299]

Sorry to jump in your conversation, but I am in need of assistence. I am stuck under my xj and need to post a question but can't see how to do it. Any help would be appreciated. thanks

[johnlv6]

Sorry to jump in your conversation, but I am in need of assistence. I am stuck under my xj and need to post a question but can't see how to do it. Any help would be appreciated. thanks

Select new thread on the upper left side. If you're stuck under the xj, how are you able to post in the forum :D?

[bjoehandley]

Select new thread on the upper left side. If you're stuck under the xj, how are you able to post in the forum :D?

Laptop or cell phone is my guess, I'd just be calling for a jackman to get the damn truck off me though...............:dunno:

[johnlv6]

Laptop or cell phone is my guess, I'd just be calling for a jackman to get the damn truck off me though...............:dunno:

Fawking kids with their new-fangled techno-gadgets :D. I've never gotten around to using the internet option on my cell-phone (too cheap).

[bjoehandley]

I use mine, I just can't post on here with it:bs:

[Dirk Pitt]

Where the hell is the thread about the gyroscope auto-deploying anti-rollover device?

[Lou]

Where the hell is the thread about the gyroscope auto-deploying anti-rollover device?
I've actually been looking for the "outrigger"(?) thread.

Find it ... I give you a dollah.

[RyanM]

Been watching Futurama again haven't we Kejtar......
yea he probably was THREE years ago.

[dzolcali]

They say that homo-phobia is a sure sign that you might like the c a w k. :D

who says that? I would say if you don't like homos you don't like homos...I got no problem with them, it's just the obsession with anus that kinda baffles me, I never thought about an asshole as long as this guy must have

[natcole299]

Select new thread on the upper left side. If you're stuck under the xj, how are you able to post in the forum :D?

Very funny, and thanks for the help. I had it taken apart and was one shackle shy of being done, but could not get it out. As it was about 9 at night, I felt stuck, and was wondering if I was going to make it to work today or not. Now I am wishing I did not.:speepin:

[RichP]

Been watching Futurama again haven't we Kejtar......

Speaking of which, has he posted lately, I don't remember seeing any for the past week or weeks...

[Beej]

who says that? I would say if you don't like homos you don't like homos...I got no problem with them, it's just the obsession with anus that kinda baffles me, I never thought about an asshole as long as this guy must have Who sez it? People in the know... ;)

If a person is theatened/offended/bothered/etc by gays its because they are one. Its a well-known e-fact...

http://www.paklinks.com/gs/images/smilies/whistling.gif

[OT]

I've actually been looking for the "outrigger"(?) thread.

Find it ... I give you a dollah.
http://www.naxja.org/forum/showthread.php?t=14639

n00bz.

[Glenn B]

http://www.naxja.org/forum/showthread.php?t=14639

n00bz.

Damned straight skippy. Some people just do not know how to use the SEARCH gizmo at all. :laugh:

[Glenn B]

Speaking of which, has he posted lately, I don't remember seeing any for the past week or weeks...
I guess that depends on how hard ya look. :D Or how long yer memory is. hehehe
http://www.naxja.org/forum/showthread.php?t=97618

[Lou]

Thanks HOHO and OT.

If I had admin-privs, I might actually be able to see the thread. :rolleyes: