Darwin.

[BajaXJ92]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6621680/?GT1=5855

[old_man]

How much you want to bet there is a lawsuit?

[FitchVA]

Shard of glass pierces victim’s heart after lamp heated on stove
MSNBC News Services
Updated: 4:03 p.m. ET Nov. 30, 2004

KENT, Wash. - A man who placed a lava lamp on a hot stovetop was killed when it exploded and sent a shard of glass into his heart, police said.

Philip Quinn, 24, was found dead in his trailer home ...

that's where i stopped reading.

[RichP]

"Police found no evidence of drug abuse"
WTF was he thinking....CSI needs to come up with a forensic test for stupidity....

[Urban Redneck]

CSI needs to come up with a forensic test for stupidity....

I think he passed the test...

[Cherokee91Red]

Or failed, all depends on how you look at it. :wave:

[bjoehandley]

Kinda reminds me of a story I read in a model car magazine in high school. SOme guy wanted to warn people that if they are going to use a pan of warm water to raise the temp of the propelant and paint in a can of spraypaint, make sure not to put the can in a pot of (and now I'm not making this up) boiling water with that burner turned on. Evidentaly he did that with a can of Italian Red Lacquer (think Ferrari) spraypaint and then went out to set the model up to paint out side. When he came back in he found the can of Red Lacquer and exploded while he was out side and had covered the whole kitchen in the red paint, appliances, cabinets, and all, blew a hole in the ceiling above the now damaged stove. If I remember right, it cost into 5 digits to fix, repaint, and buy new appliances for the kitchen, and you could still see some of the red if you looked close enough!

[490Chaser]

Natural selection is normally a slow process... example steve irwin's still alive

http://www.crocodilehunter.com/crocodile_hunter/about_steve_terri/index.html

[dandecicco]

Natural selection is normally a slow process... example steve irwin's still alive

http://www.crocodilehunter.com/crocodile_hunter/about_steve_terri/index.html

. . . and continue on this earth as a type of god after the time of his death :)

My goal in life is to have an ale with him.

[jeepguy97]

Now we need a warning on lava lamps: CAUTION: Do not heat this product on the stove or any other heating appliance, doing so may result in serious injury or death. Sort of like that warning on curling irons that says not to stick them in any bodily oriface. Makes you wonder how that came about, and if it was turned on at the time.

[lesslimited]

I cracked up this morning while eating my cocoa puffs. On the box is a Shrek t-shirt iron-on, and the instructions tell you not to iron while wearing the shirt. :doh:

[BajaXJ92]

I cracked up this morning while eating my cocoa puffs. On the box is a Shrek t-shirt iron-on, and the instructions tell you not to iron while wearing the shirt. :doh:

Thats really precious.

Thanks.

[GSequoia]

Thats really precious.

Thanks.
^ ^
Is still ****ed that they didn't tell him not to iron without the shirt on.

[biscuitboy87]

intelligence is in your DNA not learned. do a search on "psychometrics".
honestly i just don't get it. why? death by lavalamp? dumb ass
as for the iron-on...you would think that the heat from the iron would just be a good deterrent...of course theres always a lawyer who will go for it.
as for steve irwin... i think that guy is hilarious. ridiculously fearless, but funny.

[Darky]

Thats really precious.

Thanks.
My favorite is still from a Swedish chainsaw that says "Do not attempt to stop chain with hand or genitals"...Who the hell...