why cant you eat soup in the matrix?

[Ramsey]

So why cant you eat soup in the matrix?


















































because there is no spoon.

[BajaXJ92]

You know, you've still got at least 50mins to delete this before everyone sees it.

:eyes:

[Urban Redneck]

Who left the door open and let the idiots blow in? This, the China XJ and the folding paper thing? Sheesh...

[Beezil]

Doesn't make a shit bit of sense to me eiither.

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[cherokee89]

Crack for breakfast? :greensmok

[Ramsey]

Oh Well I Thought It Was Funny

[rockin'_phil]

you should be ashamed of your self for thinking of such a lame ass joke if i were you id jump in a lake full of gasoline and then lite a match

[Ramsey]

unfortunately i can not take credit for such a fine joke, and where is this gas lake you speak of, and will my waterproof matches work ok in the gas.

[rockin'_phil]

water proof matches work dont that well but if you must then i suggest the new e-z starters from coleman

[Ramsey]

water proof matches work dont well but if you must then i suggest the new e-z starters from coleman
cool thanks, i'll have to try those

[rockin'_phil]

no problem.

[Beezil]

since I'm from chicago i voted twice.

once for you to be banned, and once that this thread sucks.

[rockin'_phil]

see you later gator

[Ramsey]

since I'm from chicago i voted twice.

once for you to be banned, and once that this thread sucks.
WOW, when beezil says it sucks it must be bad. i am sorry for posting such an awful joke that it got to the point where beezil had to step in and say it sucked. because he only gives his opinion sparingly and only when something is truly awful and when something is truly great. may i begin one thousand apologies to you oh mighty beezil

[BajaXJ92]

WOW, when beezil says it sucks it must be bad. i am sorry for posting such an awful joke that it got to the point where beezil had to step in and say it sucked. because he only gives his opinion sparingly and only when something is truly awful and when something is truly great. may i begin one thousand apologies to you oh mighty beezil

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[Beezil]

WOW, when beezil says it sucks it must be bad. i am sorry for posting such an awful joke that it got to the point where beezil had to step in and say it sucked. because he only gives his opinion sparingly and only when something is truly awful and when something is truly great. may i begin one thousand apologies to you oh mighty beezil

get off the cross.

its a joke.

dare to crack a smile, sacrificial lamb.

[Ramsey]

get off the cross.

its a joke.

dare to crack a smile, sacrificial lamb.
I was wondering how you would take that, its a joke. damn dont get so upset. lol, who cares about any of it. laugh if you like it, if you dont take a free shot at me :laugh3:

[Beezil]

I was wondering how you would take that, its a joke. damn dont get so upset. lol, who cares about any of it. laugh if you like it, if you dont take a free shot at me :laugh3:


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[Ramsey]

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NO! This makes me angry :mad:

[Gil BullyKatz]

Ya know...

Everytime someone mentions "Beezil" another angel dies in his rectum...

The only way to bring them back to life is to give them mouth-to-mouth...

Enjoy your guilt...

:firedevil

[Scott Mac.]

Beezil's the NAXJA god. He created his own religion, he can deal with it himself.

[Ralph]

So why cant you eat soup in the matrix?


















































because there is no spoon.I don't get it.

[Ramsey]

when neo is at the oracle and talkign to the little kid who is bending the spoon with his mind. he says dont try to bend the spoon thats impossible, you have to realize the truth. neo asks what that is, boy says there is no spoon. thats pretty close to waht is said. no spoon because there in the matrix and nothing is real. there you go. beezil kiss my @$$

[Lawn Cher']

N/t.

[Urban Redneck]

It's even more stupid when you explain it.

[Ralph]

when neo is at the oracle and talkign to the little kid who is bending the spoon with his mind. he says dont try to bend the spoon thats impossible, you have to realize the truth. neo asks what that is, boy says there is no spoon. thats pretty close to waht is said. no spoon because there in the matrix and nothing is real. there you go. beezil kiss my @$$I remember the scene, but not the dialogue. I guess I'm not a Matrix groupie.

[Ramsey]

ok ok how about a different joke

what did cindarella say when she got to the ball?

aaghhaghhh(choking sound)

now if you dont think thats funny, something is wrong with you, or perhaps me

[jeepguy97]

Just curious.....why did you post this. I know it was something said in the Matrix but... :dunno:

[rockin'_phil]

if im not mistaken my little nephew said theres a matrix convention coming up.. maybe you should talk to him

[Ramsey]

the joke itself was not in the matrix, damnit i dont know, i thought it was funny.

[rockin'_phil]

i think you need to find your jokes somewhere else

[Ramsey]

maybe so, or just keep them to myself or share them with people with a sense of humor that doesnt involve laughing at someone getting kicked in the crotch

[rockin'_phil]

i think this is your kind of humor:

two muffins were sitting in an oven.
one looked at the other and said, "Holy shit, it,s getting hot in here". :flame:
Astonished, the other muffin looks at him and says,"HOLY SHIT, a talking muffin!!"

[Glenn B]

You kids are not very funny...sorry.

[rockin'_phil]

how do you kill a blonde?

put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

[Lawn Cher']

i think this is your kind of humor:

two muffins were sitting in an oven.
one looked at the other and said, "Holy shit, it,s getting hot in here". :flame:
Astonished, the other muffin looks at him and says,"HOLY SHIT, a talking muffin!!"

I liked that one.

[jeepguy97]

someone getting kicked in the crotch

Now that would be funny. :laugh:

[Ramsey]

I thought those last two jokes were pretty funny actually

[BajaXJ92]

Christ... :rolleyes:

Time to ween yourselves off the dairy pillows...

ain't it bedtime yet? I am homosexual, come see me.

hasta hasta hasta