Bent
February 26th, 2004, 18:09
A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled and reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her and noticed she was looking at two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing" she asked. "They're mating", he replied. "What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked. "That's a Daddy Longlegs," he answered. She asked, "That's a Daddy Longlegs and the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked. "No", he replied. "Both of them are Daddy Longlegs." The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped the two spiders flat. "Well, that might be okay in California, Oregon and Massachusetts, but we're not having any of that sh!t in Texas.":nono: