What I learned at CO Fest........

Gawd I'm tired, but I'll get it started.......

1. Buena Vist was fawkin' wet, rainy and humid.
2. No matter how cool the "Chuck Wagon" truck tent is..... the humidity still made my sleeping bed and pillow damp.
3. Not much sleep is to be had in damp conditions.
4. Did I mention it was fawkin' wet, rainy and humid?
5. I met a couple "Flat-billers" in camp....... and I still think they're alright guys.
6. SteveT rocked the seat cover!
7. SteveT embarrassed the fawk outta me during the raffle...... he made an additional hole in the seat cover for his "little friend"
8. Wheeler Lake is generally driven on 3 or less tires at any given time.
9. Someone sucks goat-ass for stealing my windshield wiper arm.
10. Jack and Zeros were back and abused by many.
11. David (Time2GetDirty) has a keester that appeals to "Flat-billers".
12. Angel doesn't like wet camp chairs.
13. SteveT can fit 4 Coke Zero cans in his nether regions and will drop them at random times.
14. "Powder" drives an ex-Forest Service XJ
15. mgonos can drink himself southern.
16. Chewbacca lives...... and snores like no other.
17. WAY too many rigs were brought to CO Fest and NOT 'WHEELED.
18. Pro Comp AT's get great traction at 30 psi (much to Mike and Led's dismay)
19. There is absolutely a time and place for "cripple fawker" humor........ :roflmao:
20. LeBaron hood vents apparently can be mounted........ incorrectly. :moon:
21. I'm jealous of JJacob's affinity for flight.
22. Cheezy brats and tortillas are awesome at 1:30am around a campfire with fellow drunks.
23. I've never consumed that much alcohol during an event........ ever. J&Z's are dangerous.........
24. There's a new "Saved By The Bell" crew among the Chapter folk.
25. The "old school" XJ's were represented by a great guy from Wisconsin - cool factory hidden winch and other "nostalgia" :thumbup:

I'm sure there's lots more.......

26. if you have tow points on your bumper, make sure the bumper can be tugged on without ripping off
27. dont think your jeep wont get stuck/dented/fawked up when wheeling 4 days in a row
28. J9 can wheel with the best of them
29. dont play bumper cars with XJboy (he will hit you harder evey time)
30. dont leave your jeep unlocked....or your doors at camp
31. dont take anything said to heart, it all just joking around
32. keeps eyes open for flying T bones at 11pm

thats all i can think of at the moment

I learned to...

1. Obey the law
2. Use common sense
3. Stop immediately
4. Turn that shit off
5. Be polite
6. Shut the XXXX up
7. Get a white friend
8. Don't ride with a mad woman

Hey! Chewbacca???? As in a [former] MWC resident? Or is this a new Chewbacca?

so who won what at the raffle??? there needs to be a thread of that also.

1. being quiet around the campfire USUALLY keeps you outta harms way
2. bringing a girlfriend who fuels THOSE GUYS, makes for a long weekend
3. Led is a motivational figure in our society, a quick smart ass remark encourages some throttle and hey, youre up the obsticle lol
4. hire tom for his killer cookin
5. dont annoy the 16 years olds, otherwise itll end up in a glittery nightmare!

Jawa said:

I learned to...

1. Obey the law
2. Use common sense
3. Stop immediately
4. Turn that shit off
5. Be polite
6. Shut the XXXX up
7. Get a white friend
8. Don't ride with a mad woman

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fawker - beat me to it. That is exactly what I learned. Man, I sure am hungry...:yelclap:

Jawa said:

I learned to...

1. Obey the law
2. Use common sense
3. Stop immediately
4. Turn that shit off
5. Be polite
6. Shut the XXXX up
7. Get a white friend
8. Don't ride with a mad woman

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:roflmao: Dammit! How'd I forget that???? Gotta love 3G when camping.

1. If 5 gallons of gasoline is brought, it will not be used in anyones rig.
2. JZ's are the sheet!
3. Cheewie can snore with the best of them
4. Crispy can really tickle that special spot behined the ear
5. Paint thinner will stay in your stomach all night!
6. Fawk the rain!'
7. Dont sneek up on a small asian cop
8. Mud flaps will catch on fire, and claim your 3 thousand dollar bike
9. Steve is FILLED with comedy.
10. The albino hairless sasquatch exists!
11. No matter what was said about steves raffle dance, it was always dirty.
12. Tall drunk men should look out for easy ups in the dark
13. A everything bagel at midnight with turkey and cheese hits the spot!
14. Lopez's skinny white ass bouncing is still present
15. Doors are really not that heavy, although someone kept reminding me of it.
16. Chris will finally remember you in the dark after a good feeling.

Jawa said:

I learned to...

1. Obey the law
2. Use common sense
3. Stop immediately
4. Turn that shit off
5. Be polite
6. Shut the XXXX up
7. Get a white friend
8. Don't ride with a mad woman

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NSFW:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uj0mtxXEGE8

What I learned at COFest is not to do this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNYpZJQD-hg

Sigh, maybe next year I'll 'wheel something..

xjboy said:

16. Chris will finally remember you in the dark after a good feeling.

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Welcome to the world of the desk jockey, my man -- it only gets better.... and bigger. :anon:

JJacobs said:

What I learned at COFest is not to do this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNYpZJQD-hg

Sigh, maybe next year I'll 'wheel something..

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Ooooh, ouch. Was that a cop car there? Was he the one laughing in the background?

Hope the damage wasn't too bad.

jeepdude25 said:

so who won what at the raffle??? there needs to be a thread of that also.

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I couldn't agree more with this post.....

jeepdude25 said:

so who won what at the raffle??? there needs to be a thread of that also.

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I won what I came for - a Riddler diff cover, plus some cool mapping software! Thanks Vendors and !!:woohoo:

just amde a thread for wins :thumbup:

1. Troy knows a lot of useful Spanish phrases.
2. Tipp is a good person to wheel with as karma knows him by name.
3. If you pull hard enough, bumpers will come off.
4. Not having eyebrows sucks.
5. Don't let SteveT use your bathroom, he likes to poop in the sink.
6. Herbie can still 'Rock it'.
7. Chinamans is easier to run at high speed, in the dark, backwards.
8. Coke Zero packs more punch at higher elevation.
9. Flores is shorter in person.
10. Installing an electric fan after 2 am while drunk seems like a good idea.
11. When SteveT has a seat cover on, watch out for his 3 point harness.
12. If Led sees you stuck on a pile of rocks, he will instinctively help you out. (thanks!)
13. JJacobs has a cool set of futuristic sunglasses.
14. If you want to clear out people from a camp fire, toss in a bottle of gas.
15. As far as raffles go, affirmative action sucks.
16. Always check your wipers.
17. Just when you think you've packed enough J, pack more.
18. Don't be afraid to volunteer right before dinner.
19. Chipolte may cause cancer.
20. Don't piss off TCharons wife, she will pay someone to poop in your sink. (see #5)
21. It is amazing how far you can drive with a bent drag link.
22. xjboy makes some killer bean dip.
23. Yelling out 'boobies' at a raffle ensures a win.
24. If you wait long enough, the cheesy brats will be shared.
25. XJ's make a lot of noise on the trail, get used to it.
26. Liquor before something something never something.

1. A campfire creates the same experience as an online forum.
2. In4ARide tests the limits of his XJ whenever the chance arises... even though it's a daily driver. Oh, and he got 25 mpg on the trip up with his 3.55 gears and 35's.
3. Tom makes a BBQ sauce that will make you want weiners in your mouth.
4. Jeepspeed trussing on a front 9" won't catch too many rocks on Chinaman if you're running 35" tires at 32 PSI.
5. Who needs Cirque du Soleil when you have folks that will wear a seat cover and create burning toilet paper dances around a campfire?
6. Detours bumpers are even cooler looking in person.
7. TnT STILL OFFERS THEIR REAR 4-LINK SYSTEM EVEN THOUGH YOU CAN'T FIND IT ONLINE. I think they said it's like $2,100. omg. want.
8. Some of you snore like freaking Mack trucks.
9. It takes a lot... but Yellaheep can get drunk.
10. An engine cage and coilovers will make you the belle of the ball for a couple hours. =)

Thanks everyone for the fun times and great memories.

HollisM16 said:

3. Tom makes a BBQ sauce that will make you want weiners in your mouth.
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hahaha, yes his weiners had some good sauce!!!!:shhh:

and here MIKE goes with the gay jokes again!