Happy hour

[riverfever]

I do not like to go to these events when they are work related. Everyone just ends up sitting around talking shop and that sucks. I went tonight. It was fine until one gal that really frightens me decided to move over. She tells me that some students have said that I like my Jeep. Because of this I need to call her husband b/c he likes 4x4's too. Only...he and his buddies like to pitch in and buy some hunk of crap and then go out and destroy the thing. They wear helmets and it's so cool and I know I'd like to do it. She told me at least 5 times that I know I want to. I told her I don't really want to do that kind of thing. Then she's talking about him and how crazy he is. He's so nuts he sometimes has on only her underpants when she gets home. She kept pressing the issue with us both buying an old 4x4 and tearing it up and when I re-stated that I had ZERO interest in doing that....she got pissed. All I could do was laugh. This is why I should have just gone where I usually go for happy hour........the garage.

[Ramsey]

He's so nuts he sometimes has on only her underpants when she gets home.


Should see if she'd let you do that one

[riverfever]

It'd be like wet socks on a rooster.

[Ramsey]

I'm getting the visual, I just have no idea how to interpret it.

[riverfever]

Probably for the best.

[Lawn Cher']

So she's a big gal, huh?

Pics or ban, for Ramsey and Beej.

[riverfever]

Lawn Cher...
This may come as a surprise to you but I have no desire to wear womens underpants....despite the size. I'm quite happy with the fit/feel of my boxers or briefs (depending upon my personal mood, the barometric pressure and the current alignment of the planets) thank you.








And if you still want pics or ban....use the search function noob! :scared:

[Lawn Cher']

I meant pics of her! I already know what your skid-marked bottom looks like.

[Ramsey]

Sure you did

[riverfever]

I meant pics of her! I already know what your skid-marked bottom looks like.

:D :D :D :D :D

She shot me an email today at work and wants to know if we can talk this week. Apparently she wants to know why I hate her. She's one of those baby talkers ya know? Just kinda whines when she's talking to you. Drives me nuts. Maybe I'll just tell her it's not her...but her voice that I loathe.

[CRASH]

:D :D :D :D :D

She shot me an email today at work and wants to know if we can talk this week. Apparently she wants to know why I hate her. She's one of those baby talkers ya know? Just kinda whines when she's talking to you. Drives me nuts. Maybe I'll just tell her it's not her...but her voice that I loathe.

Is it too late to claim homosexuality?

[riverfever]

Is it too late to claim homosexuality?

Well it's not my thing but I won't think anything less of you Crash. :D

[Root Moose]

:D :D :D :D :D

She shot me an email today at work and wants to know if we can talk this week. Apparently she wants to know why I hate her. She's one of those baby talkers ya know? Just kinda whines when she's talking to you. Drives me nuts. Maybe I'll just tell her it's not her...but her voice that I loathe.
Tell her you don't hate her. In order to hate her you'd have to give a damn about her one way or the other.

[XJ_Vikings]

Lawn Cher...
This may come as a surprise to you but I have no desire to wear womens underpants....despite the size. I'm quite happy with the fit/feel of my boxers or briefs (depending upon my personal mood, the barometric pressure and the current alignment of the planets) thank you. :scared:

have you never felt the comfort and support of a well sewn thong?

[riverfever]

Not a well sewed one, a poorly sewed one, a dirty one, a clean one.

I'll also mention that in her drunken state of mind, she thought it was hysterical that her husband (the one that she wants me to get in a vehicle with and drive off into the wilds) figured it was a good idear to go to Goodwill and buy a used Speedo for a recent tropical vacation.

A Speedo is one thing. A USED Speedo?????????? :nono:

[5-90]

Real men don't wear Speedos. Ever. Consider the matter closed...

This sounds like the sort of guy who would wear a suspender thong for men (ugh!) Whether the wearer is drunk or not, that's grounds for an immediate and thorough ass-whipping, y'ask me...

As far as the Speedo, tell him that, "the potato goes in the front!"

5-90

[Lawn Cher']

have you never felt the comfort and support of a well sewn thong?

Is that what you're wearing under your paintball gear?:gag:

[Beej]

:D :D :D :D :D

She shot me an email today at work and wants to know if we can talk this week. Apparently she wants to know why I hate her. She's one of those baby talkers ya know? Just kinda whines when she's talking to you. Drives me nuts. Maybe I'll just tell her it's not her...but her voice that I loathe. Try telling her that you don't hate her and if she misinterpreted something you said or did, it was just that the voices in your head were particularly strong that evening and you can't really be held responsible...


All kidding aside, you know she has a crush on you, right?

[Root Moose]

All kidding aside, you know she has a crush on you, right?

Ya think? ;)

She's probably more into the quiet, mild mannered type, but feels incredible loyalty to the man she is currently with.

Either that or her hubby has her up to something for self gratification.

Are you a shy performer?

:D

[Beej]

Are you a shy performer?

:D Me or Chris?

:D

[riverfever]

I'm not sure what to think. Heather and I are wondering if maybe her and her husband are swingers and wanting to get silly. I can't go that route though. I'd have to get a whole new wardrobe with lots of gold chains. I'd have to wear cheap cologne and start using a variety of oils.

As far as my performance is concerned:
I'd classify myself as somewhat shy but very classy. I'm not afraid to yell out "SHIVER ME TIMBERS!!!!!!!!!" when the time is right.

[Beej]

As far as my performance is concerned:
I'd classify myself as somewhat shy but very classy. I'm not afraid to yell out "SHIVER ME TIMBERS!!!!!!!!!" when the time is right.
:laugh2:

Oh man, what a visual...

[XJCreeper]

Sounds like her old man is lonely and she's trying to find him a friend so she can get him out of the house. Not good hanging in the woods with a cat that wears womens underwear. What will happen when the sacrificial 4x4 gives up the ghost? What will he be wearing when he does it? Somekind of male bonding ritual? Hell no, I sense a brokeback mountain situation and agree you shouldn't go there!

You are correct wrecking 4x4's and wearing underwear/swim suits not ment for men is a big red flag. Handle this one line a hot potato and pass!

[Root Moose]

I'd classify myself as somewhat shy but very classy. I'm not afraid to yell out "SHIVER ME TIMBERS!!!!!!!!!" when the time is right.

I was gonna make a comment about splinters... but alas, this is a family forum.

[riverfever]

I too thought maybe the dude was in need of friends but they've actually lived here all their lives. I know that doesn't equate to friends but it can't be that rough. Unless....

I worry about a guy that looks like this pulling up in a beater K5 Blazer.

http://i15.tinypic.com/2qvqyko.jpg