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mojojojo
November 9th, 2006, 18:29
so a friend and i were having our daily jeep -vs- toyota pissing contest today, and she said she had never heard of anyone coming up with a good acronym for toyota. hmmmm, i coudn't either. i know you guys can help me out. i want em' all. fords, chevy's, yota's, even jeeps. example: F.O.R.D. = found on road dead. etc...

Bring em' on!!!!
Speed_racer
November 9th, 2006, 18:31
I can think of many, but can't list 'em... not here ;) haha
Menzenski
November 9th, 2006, 18:40
Someone posted this on the forums recently:

Take Off Your Oversized Tires Asshole.
shelbyluvv
November 9th, 2006, 20:09
MOPAR
made of putty and rust
more operating power and reliablity

take your pick
muddinxj04
November 9th, 2006, 20:12
ford
F#$ked on race day
Found on rocks dead

another mopar
made of paper and rags (deffinately not true though)

jeep
just empty every pocket

power stroke diesel

piece of s#%t diesel
JoesXJ
November 9th, 2006, 20:13
Fix Or Repair Daily
F'ed Over Road Debris

Backwards....Driver Return On Foot
JoesXJ
November 9th, 2006, 20:15
Chevrolet - Cheap Heap Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Every Time

Fiat - Fix It Again Tony

Honda - How Oriental Nerds Drive Automobiles
JoesXJ
November 9th, 2006, 20:16
Mopar - Moments Of Power Are Rare
LilRhodyXJ
November 9th, 2006, 20:17
FORD
F**ked Over Repaired Dodge
Found On Roadside Dead
First On Race Day
Fix Or Repair Daily

also they circled the problem when they made it (think of their logo)
Ford Diesel
PowerJoke
FlowerJoke

JEEP
Just Emty Every Pocket
Just Enough Essential Parts
Junk, Each and Every Part

Dodge Diesel
Id rather be cummin' the strokin' (not acronym but funny)
Chero-King
November 9th, 2006, 20:35
The One You Ought To Avoid
Too Often Yankees (or Yanks) Overprice This Auto
Taking Our Yen Out Thanks America

The first one I can't remember where I heard it, but the second two I got off of a site. Kinda lame but, oh well.
planefixer
November 9th, 2006, 21:22
The wife came up with this one at CoFest:

F#$king Off-Road Disaster
Chero-King
November 9th, 2006, 21:43
A few more...

HUMMER
Huge Unnecessary Massive Mobile, Emmissions Ridiculous.

MAZDA
Made At Zoo by Demented Apes

JEEP
Just Enough Essential Parts/Just Enough Engine Power

HONDA
Hold On Not Done Accelerating/Have One, Never Do it Again/Had One, Never Did Again

DODGE
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires/Dies On Day Guarantee Expires

MOPAR
My Old Plymouth (or Pig) Ain't Running

CHEVROLET
Clatters Heavily, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
johnnyc
November 9th, 2006, 22:27
PONTIAC - Poor Old N***** Thinks It's A Cadillac

Not that I condone that type of language. The N word could also be Ninny or Nincompoop.
KarlVP
November 9th, 2006, 22:47
Some of my favs.

Gotta Mechanic Coming?

Most Often Passed At Races

Just Everyone Elses Parts

XXXXer Only Runs Downhill

Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration

and lastly, cause I am a Mopar guy

Ford Owners Reccomend Dodge.
thebrick
November 9th, 2006, 23:00
"Just Everyone Elses Parts"

I love it...let's see...body/chassis designed by AMC/Renault, Toyota Transmission, first engines from Chevrolet...
KarlVP
November 9th, 2006, 23:05
Yeah my Jeep is really an early bronco.
BeeMopar
November 10th, 2006, 15:03
Mopar = Move Over People Are Racing
Move Over Plymouth Approaching Rapidly

Jeep = Just Everyone Else's Parts

Ford = F^%king Old Rebuilt Dodge
spelled backwards Driver Returns On Foot

Dodge = Damned Old Dodge Goes Everywhere