CherBear SMAAAASSHHHH

[CherBear]

I let my brother drive my XJ for a week while he gets his fixed and what the hell does he do?
First he trashes the hell out of the interior. There was a XXXXing can of pringles, the whole XXXXing can smashed into the trunk space carpet. A WHOLE XXXXING CAN.
He used my folding shovel for god knows what reason, gets it muddy as hell, then sets it ON THE BACK SEAT. JESUS. How is there mud on the headliner? I may never know...

Theeeeeen the icing on the cake.
He towed some one out of the snow by looking a strap around a horizontal bar on my front bumper. Like this one:

Like this one (http://www.quadratec.com/Assets/Images/86511/86511-lg.jpg)



So instead of using the D-rings, which are attached right now, he loops a strap around that bar and yanks this guy out. Now that bar is bent to hell. It has about a 15* bend in the middle. Just great. Just. XXXXing. Great.

/Bitching
/Ranting

[AIbandit]

Isn't there a rule against bitching in the den?



#5: NO WHINING

Violators of this policy will be dealt with and the posts will be deleted. A violation could even result in a closed thread (from 24 HOURS to permanent closure). Violators will get no warning

[kastein]

might I suggest having him clean that shit up and bitching at him instead of us?

[CherBear]

might I suggest having him clean that shit up and bitching at him instead of us?

Shop vac + Car wash + interior as of now.

[wolfpackjeeper]

yea, I would have just beat the hell out of him.

[Coastie]

Cherbear you're never going to get any respect if you don't take an old fan belt and beat the shit outta him. You need to bring him to within an inch of his life and then he will fear/ respect you. This technique also works for children and wives/ girlfriends.

Or just take a dump on his driver seat.

[wolfpackjeeper]

Or just take a dump on his driver seat.

I change my vote, this works better

[88 Wagonman]

Or just take a dump on his driver seat.

Make sure to get some on the headliner.

[mini=man]

Or just take a dump on him while he's sleeping.
Fixed it.:D

[MT Mike]

Just tell your little brother that if he doesn't clean your Jeep up, you'll do this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFybwg4wadI) to him.

[DrMoab]

Just tell your little brother that if he doesn't clean your Jeep up, you'll do this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFybwg4wadI) to him.

Mike I like you but that's an ass hole thing to do to someone. That poor bastard.

[CherBear]

The Jeep is in fact cleaned. The bumper is still bent to hell. I will have to do some fabbing this summer. I plan on modifying it bit. adding a spot for a winch perhaps. Maybe body color paint match?

[AIbandit]

The bumper is still bent to hell. I will have to do some fabbing this summer.

I can't wait to see pics :D

[88 Wagonman]

Did you loan it to him knowing that he was going to wheel it? I would let my little brother borrow mine for driving in a pinch, but never let him wheel it. If he told you he needed it for getting around I would kick his ars.

[CherBear]

Did you loan it to him knowing that he was going to wheel it? I would let my little brother borrow mine for driving in a pinch, but never let him wheel it. If he told you he needed it for getting around I would kick his ars.

There was no intention of him ever wheeling it. He "claims" that during the whole snow storm of death, he helped to pull a truck out of a ditch. Ok, thats reasonable. But he didn't have to be a dumbXXXX and not use the D-rings. Thats just idiocy. Not to mention he somehow broke one of my Hella 700ffs that I have had for maybe a few months...

I am pretty sure he wheeled it too. Just strait up took it some where. There was mud on the inside of the window seal. There was also that line of mud/water mark at the top of the windshield where the wipers dont reach. Not to mention my folding shovel was absolutely covered in mud, then the mud dried and I cant fold it back up.

Ill try and give you guys some pics. At least it gives me an excuse to modify to accept a winch right??

[MT Mike]

Mike I like you but that's an ass hole thing to do to someone. That poor bastard.

:D Sometimes it just has to be done.

[kastein]

hahaha, thread already got techno jeeped

Wire his horn to his brake lights.

[CherBear]

hahaha, thread already got techno jeeped

Wire his horn to his brake lights.

Better idea. Wire his radio to play the techno jeep song. :D

[Letterman]

Is it just me or does everyone think this is how we would get our jeep back from CherBear if we lent it to him?


Maybe worse?

[FlexdXJ]

Is it just me or does everyone think this is how we would get our jeep back from CherBear if we lent it to him?


Maybe worse?

It'll just get a rainbow sticker like everything else he drives! :D

[CherBear]

Is it just me or does everyone think this is how we would get our jeep back from CherBear if we lent it to him?


Maybe worse?

I really cant imagine it being any worse. He has it for two weeks and does more damage to it that I have in the past 3 years. :banghead:

[bigalpha]

Pics?

[CherBear]

Pics?

The interior is cleaned up.

I guess I can post some pics of a bent tube if you want?

[bigalpha]

I suspect this whole thing was a ruse.

[CherBear]

I suspect this whole thing was a ruse.

A ruse for what?!? If I wanted attention, I am not afraid to do far more tarded things than this :D

[kujito]

^Indeed. It seems to come like second nature to you. :D

[XJosh95]

Love the wiring ther horn to the brake pedal idea, I personally would go with that. And put pringles in his bed sheets.

[CherBear]

Love the wiring ther horn to the brake pedal idea, I personally would go with that. And put pringles in his bed sheets.

Ok this is sooo gonna happen. Plus he drive a TJ... like its hard to break into those lol.

[CherBear]

So today I found out that my parents purchased a 20 thousand dollar horse for my little brother. 20 THOUSAND DOLLARS!!! WTF!?!?!?!?! Are you XXXXing kidding me.

I flipped out on them after asking why they wont replace my 300$ bumper that my brother broke, yet will buy him a horse that cost 5x as much as my total vehicle?!?!

They said If I had any "hobbies" they would do the best to support me in that.

XXXX that shit.

I said Wheeling is my hobby and you guys dont pay for shit.

/payed for my XJ, insurance, gas...

This could be a fun spring break at my household...

[bigalpha]

/payed for my XJ, insurance, gas...


:roflmao:

[CherBear]

:roflmao:

Hey now, we were all teenagers once. I did in fact pay for it, albeit my father holds the title.

I find it rather irritating when my parents will dump loads of money on one of their kin and not the other.

[Letterman]

If they gave you $20,000 for your Jeep it would be worth $100 in a year!

They are much smarter then you!

[kastein]

in my mind you can complain about them spending money on your siblings when they stop spending about as much on your college tuition.

Been there, done that, kept my mouth shut because college is XXXXing expensive.

[xjclassic2000]

So today I found out that my parents purchased a 20 thousand dollar horse for my little brother. 20 THOUSAND DOLLARS!!! WTF!?!?!?!?! Are you XXXXing kidding me.

I flipped out on them after asking why they wont replace my 300$ bumper that my brother broke, yet will buy him a horse that cost 5x as much as my total vehicle?!?!

They said If I had any "hobbies" they would do the best to support me in that.

XXXX that shit.

I said Wheeling is my hobby and you guys dont pay for shit.

/payed for my XJ, insurance, gas...

This could be a fun spring break at my household...

Trust me... anyone with siblings has been in a similar situation.

For instance, my parents bought one of my sister's a house that she trashed. Then she went through 4 cars that my parents kept giving her. She gets knocked up and marries the guy. Their living in the guy's apartment and she gets knocked up again (the last thing she needed was another kid), so my parents buy her another, bigger, better house. Meanwhile, my mother bitches at me about how I spend MY own money. Pretty ridiculous huh? My sister is 28, she should be able to take care of herself, but clearly can't. Neither can her husband.

It probably sounds like I'm bitching... but I'm really not. I'm just glad I'm not in a position where my parents need to keep bailing me out. I can take care of myself. My sister clearly can't.

[FlexdXJ]

So today I found out that my parents purchased a 20 thousand dollar horse for my little brother. 20 THOUSAND DOLLARS!!! WTF!?!?!?!?! Are you XXXXing kidding me.

I flipped out on them after asking why they wont replace my 300$ bumper that my brother broke, yet will buy him a horse that cost 5x as much as my total vehicle?!?!

They said If I had any "hobbies" they would do the best to support me in that.

XXXX that shit.

I said Wheeling is my hobby and you guys dont pay for shit.

/payed for my XJ, insurance, gas...

This could be a fun spring break at my household...

Ian, That sounds like you got the shaft. WTF does your retarded ass brother need a horse for?

[FlexdXJ]

in my mind you can complain about them spending money on your siblings when they stop spending about as much on your college tuition.

Been there, done that, kept my mouth shut because college is XXXXing expensive.
I do agree with Ken here, They better buy you a horse while he's in college though! :D

[CherBear]

Look im just saying, the least they could do is replace what he ruins before they drop 20k on him.

[xjclassic2000]

Look im just saying, the least they could do is replace what he ruins before they drop 20k on him.

...or maybe HE could replace what he ruins.

[88 Wagonman]

...or maybe HE could replace what he ruins.

X2. Sometimes you have to just live and learn here, if he wants to trash your stuff then he will not be able to use it anymore. Anyway, you need to quit whining about what your parents are spending on you or your brother, it makes you sound like a spoiled rich kid. When I was 18 I moved out of the house and didn't get college paid for, a horse, or anything else. On one occasion I actually gave them some money. Since then all three of my other brothers have moved back in for a short time, one of which is still living there with his wife and daughter. They have also financed weddings for two of my brothers after I paid for my wedding. Because of whiners like you, they felt obligated to try to give me some money so I wouldn't feel left out. I told them that I would not accept it and to pay off a credit card with it. You can only be truly happy in life when you stop worrying about what you don't have and start appreciating what you do have.:soapbox:

[kastein]

^ X2, the day I become debt free is a day I've been looking forward to for a long, long time. Still whittling away at the college loans, and actually looking at buying a house with a mortgage because the mortgage will be cheaper than my rent currently... :twak:

[bigalpha]

because the mortgage will be cheaper than my rent currently... :twak:

Yeah, ain't that a bitch. My mortgage is equal to what we'd pay for a 2 br apartment. Except now I can do whatever I want in it!

[CherBear]

Ok fair enough, they do do a lot for me and for that I am thankful. It just seems kind of ridiculous at times.

Who else here is the middle child? :D

[FlexdXJ]

X2. Sometimes you have to just live and learn here, if he wants to trash your stuff then he will not be able to use it anymore. Anyway, you need to quit whining about what your parents are spending on you or your brother, it makes you sound like a spoiled rich kid. When I was 18 I moved out of the house and didn't get college paid for, a horse, or anything else. On one occasion I actually gave them some money. Since then all three of my other brothers have moved back in for a short time, one of which is still living there with his wife and daughter. They have also financed weddings for two of my brothers after I paid for my wedding. Because of whiners like you, they felt obligated to try to give me some money so I wouldn't feel left out. I told them that I would not accept it and to pay off a credit card with it. You can only be truly happy in life when you stop worrying about what you don't have and start appreciating what you do have.:soapbox:

I'm with you. I have had to buy damn near everything i have. My mom didn't have the money to buy me things. She did buy my first car for me. It was a $400 Oldsmobile That threw a rod when i was driving to work one day. She did what she could but moved to Florida when i was 21 because she got tired of my brother and I mooching off of her. I don't blame her and she is doing quite well for herself down there. It made me realize that you have to work hard in this world to get what you want. So I enrolled in school and got a crappy job then got lucky and got one at Cummins. Since she moved I have bought an F-150, VW Jetta, and 3 Cherokees(and lots of parts for 2 of them) by myself along with paying my bills and helping my brother with his. I am quite proud of that! Now don't get me Wrong Ian you don't seem like a snobby rich kid to me. Just a pissed off one. Hopefully your brother will pull his head out of his ass and square up with you.

[xjclassic2000]

Ok fair enough, they do do a lot for me and for that I am thankful. It just seems kind of ridiculous at times.

Who else here is the middle child? :D

Middle child wouldn't have been bad... Try having four older siblings. Lets just say that their bad decisions ruined a lot of opportunities for me.

So I enrolled in school and got a crappy job then got lucky and got one at Cummins. Since she moved I have bought an F-150, VW Jetta, and 3 Cherokees(and lots of parts for 2 of them) by myself along with paying my bills and helping my brother with his.

You worked for cummins and bought an f-150? :nono: :twak:
jk:roflmao:

[FlexdXJ]

You worked for cummins and bought an f-150? :nono: :twak:
jk:roflmao:


That was a 700 dollar pile of Crap and before I worked at Cummins. I won't own another ford unless my dad throws a 12 valve in his 78 F-100.

[Darky]

Anyone buying a $20,000 horse is an idiot. Sorry. Same goes for people financing their purebred puppies at the puppy store in the mall. I mean seriously, unless you have plans of breeding/showing the animal, there's nothing a $20,000 horse can do that one of my MIL's free/bartered/cheap horses can't.

But yeah, it would suck to watch them spend that kind of money on the one who screwed up your stuff and won't fix it.

[DrMoab]

My parents were even worse on me. They spoiled me, never taught me how to live on my own, gave me everything I ever wanted as a kid and then cut me off at around 18 or 19. They left me with no skills on how to cope with life.

It took a lot of time, learning and one hell of a caring and patient wife to climb out of that mess and become a productive person.

[Letterman]

I still fail to see why this thread is in the Den?

If not for 88 Wagonman gem, not much point in reading most of it:
You can only be truly happy in life when you stop worrying about what you don't have and start appreciating what you do have.

We were all fawked up kids, some got too much and some got none, now we are faked! Just feels like you are all leaking, it is time to fawk'in Bring Dem! Amberlamps, yes, bring them!

[CherBear]

http://i829.photobucket.com/albums/zz214/JeepXJ825/15705_354004372859_534592859_344744.jpg

Isnt that just the cutest 20 thousand dollar flesh bag you have ever seen??!?!

awww, I might feel kind of bad when I turn it's hooves and bones into Elmers glue. :shhh:

[joe_peters]

Go tell your Mom and Dad you have finally found a real hobby.

Ask them for $20k so you can get the Hookers and Booze necessary to properly recreate in your new found hobby. Oh, and take a picture of the look on their faces and post it here on NAXJA.

BTW, you do realize that your little bro is blowing smoke up your backside, don't you? He not only wheeled your XJ, but he got it stuck, and when someone pulled him out your front end got pranged. By telling you he saved some poor helpless person you were expected to have less anger at him. So, in summary, he has whipped you like a red-headed step child on a Saturday night. You tell the so-and-so you know what he did, and you will get even. From that day on you just walk by him and say "Soon, bro, soon."

[lobsterdmb]

How did this end up in non-tech when it was originally in the Den?

[lobsterdmb]

How did this end up in non-tech when it was originally in the Den?

[urban yan]

Love the wiring ther horn to the brake pedal idea.
While you're at it, get him a whistler tip (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0FxH5Oc4wU) too. The nice thing about it is that it doubles-up as his birthday gift.

And put pringles in his bed sheets.
or spiders... definitely spiders.



Or just take a dump on his driver seat.
That's far too obvious:
Unbolt the front seats. Take a big, steamy dump on his carpet. Bolt the seats back up.
Extra points go to prying the carpet just enough to stuff half a can of sardines underneath. It wouldn't hurt to de-activate the power windows as well.


So today I found out that my parents purchased a 20 thousand dollar horse for my little brother. 20 THOUSAND DOLLARS!!! WTF!?!?!?!?! Are you XXXXing kidding me.
You need to take a dump on his horse too.... oh and sprinkle it with crushed Pringles.


And put pringles in his bed sheets.
hmmm... on second thought. put a paper mache horses head under his sheets while he's sleeping

[bjoehandley]

While you're at it, get him a whistler tip (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0FxH5Oc4wU) too. The nice thing about it is that it doubles-up as his birthday gift.

Hell yea, those things go WHOO-WHOOOO!


or spiders... definitely spiders.


If he hates spiders, that would be You Tube worthy!


That's far too obvious:
Unbolt the front seats. Take a big, steamy dump on his carpet. Bolt the seats back up.
Extra points go to prying the carpet just enough to stuff half a can of sardines underneath. It wouldn't hurt to de-activate the power windows as well.

EEEWWWWWWW, plus his brother has a Wrangler IIRC;)



You need to take a dump on his horse too.... oh and sprinkle it with crushed Pringles.

HA!




hmmm... on second thought. put a paper mache horses head under his sheets while he's sleeping

That could be You Tube worthy too, especially if it can be made to glow in the dark!

[urban yan]

plus his brother has a Wrangler IIRC;)
That explains it. Most Wrangler owners are 5watts shy of a 5watt light bulb.


http://i829.photobucket.com/albums/zz214/JeepXJ825/15705_354004372859_534592859_344744.jpg
BTW. That horse looks a little sick (either for freedom, or from terminal hoof fungus).
Wink wink nudge nudge say no more.


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[CherBear]

Why did this get moved?!

We are talking about defecating in my brothers vehicle after doing terrible things to his noew horse!

[WB9YZU]

OMG this thread is a RIOT!

Ron

[Eliminator89]

Borrow the Wrangler this spring on a hot day, find a road-kill skunk, roll up the windows.

[souske]

You need to take a dump on his horse too.... oh and sprinkle it with crushed Pringles.

That horse was a diabetic! You Cop Killer!:laugh3:

[wolfpackjeeper]

Cherbear I think a poo covered horse covered in pringles would be about the right payback.

[julio_a]

That horse was a diabetic! You Cop Killer!:laugh3:

lol, hey girl, want some food?

[FlexdXJ]

Butternuts!

Ian, you should piss in his Washer fluid!

[urban yan]

Somebody, SERIOUSLY, needs to direct me to that thread with cherbear's face... err... for no reason whatsoever.

[FlexdXJ]

Somebody, SERIOUSLY, needs to direct me to that thread with cherbear's face... err... for no reason whatsoever.

He better block his FB pics so I don't "accidentally" post one up again! :D

[urban yan]

I see you talking, but my inbox is still empty, and I don't see any links :D

[tbburg]

Hey cher,
Just wait for the bro to come home. Park your jeep in the garage and open the hood. Tell him you want to borrow his jeep to make a parts run. Heck, even take it somewhere and buy a part, like fuzzy dice or something. Then stick it in a ditch about 1/4 mile from your house(this assumes you have ditches around there)Dig it in really good in 2wd, then shift into 4wd and dig it in deeper. When you get it good and stuck, walk home, toss him the keys and go watch television. When he comes asking where the cheerleadermobile is, tell him you got it stuck, where it's at, and go back to the TV. When he whines loud enough to get your attention, tell him you'd be glad to pull him out, as soon as you get your Cherokee back together, then go back to the TV.

[Letterman]

Somebody, SERIOUSLY, needs to direct me to that thread with cherbear's face... err... for no reason whatsoever.
Tard Thread 2009 I think, near the end of it.

[CherBear]

Tard Thread 2009 I think, near the end of it.

Let me just save you the time

http://hphotos-snc1.fbcdn.net/hs180.snc1/6800_142776122570_774367570_3346984_4811150_n.jpg


Here is some fresh meat:
(The first one is a little dated)

http://i829.photobucket.com/albums/zz214/JeepXJ825/LOL.jpg

[urban yan]

You need to take a dump on his horse too.... oh and sprinkle it with crushed Pringles.

http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb146/urban-yan/humor/buttercup.jpg

[bjoehandley]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

[souske]

nice!

[urban yan]

BTW, that second pic screams "Blue Steel".
check the Why I hate photoshop (http://www.naxja.org/forum/showthread.php?t=1025711&page=6) thread for more punishment lol


.

[CherBear]

Baaack on topic... I discovered that he also tweaked the frame rails (is that what they are called?) that the bumper mounts on.

Jesus H.... Where is my damn camera??

[tbburg]

Baaack on topic... I discovered that he also tweaked,... ...,Jesus H.... Where is my damn camera??Screw the camera, just post up when you've kicked his a**. And quit whining already.

[GrimmJeeper]

Screw the camera, just post up when you've kicked his a**. And quit whining already.

ding ding ding! we have a winner!

[Darky]

Steal then sell his new horse. Use the money to pay for a new XJ and pimp it out. Use your old one to repeatedly ram his TJ, while giggling uncontrollably.

[wolfpackjeeper]

then shit on the TJ and cover it with pringles

[bigalpha]

WPJ, that's a great idea.

[wolfpackjeeper]

it seems to be a nice theme for his retribution.

[urban yan]

it seems to be a nice theme for his retribution.
and quite logical... under the circumstances lol.