seanR's rules

[seanR]

1) If you light a fire too close to the camper it will be put out.
2) If you open the door of the camper and throw in food, meat, 'taters, etc, and say, "Here you can cook this too.", it will be thrown back at you.
3) If you must spend the night barfing, do not do it at the front door of the camper where I, the dogs, Lar or anyone else with step in it and track it in.
4) Do not unplug and plug in the camper while I sleep, it F**ks $h!t up electrically.
5) Do not get the dogs drunk, just because they beg for booze doesn't mean they want to come back home and bark down the heat vents.
6) Do not feed my dogs left over food that you have found on the ground, in the trash, or in your hoodie pocket, see rule 5
7) Do not ask to borrow a dog tie out, I cant afford to buy one every trip.

See ya next weekend! <hotlinked RHXJ flip off smiley>

[BRIANHO13]

Rule #5 how do you tell a dog is about to get drunk so we can stop giving them booze?

[BOB]

...those rules sound an awful lot like Lar's rules at home for you Sean!!

:D

BOB

[seanR]

Yea, pretty much...

[Pat]

Looks like the rules for Brian's bus...just replace "dogs" with "stumpy"...

[bmyohn]

what happens if we dont follow the rules?

[BRIANHO13]

You get to deal with Lar, Sean acts like a bad a$$ but she can destroy you.

[XJ&CHZ4ME]

true that......Sean is just Lar's puppet...

[BRIANHO13]

true that......Sean is just Lar's FINGER puppet...

Fixed, gets you thinking doesn't it?

[87manche]

Rule #5 how do you tell a dog is about to get drunk so we can stop giving them booze?

ours always started scratching at his ear. That's when he needed to be cut off.

[FlexdXJ]

what happens if we dont follow the rules?


The entertainment of you getting your ass kicked while we all watch! :D

[Rev Den]

Warning.....

Lars dogs are just as protective as Ginger was, keep this in mind if you get to rough with her.

Rev

[Fore Wheeler]

do your dogs prefer booze or beer?

[jeeplas]

do your dogs prefer booze or beer?
They prefer food eaten around the campfire so watch your plate. :)

[HaleYes]

They prefer food eaten around the campfire so watch your plate. :)


Oh, don't worry. I won't give them the plate cause I'll want to refill it.:D

[97XJ2]

I met those dogs, I think they might be able to handle their booze.

[hintonsooner]

What's up with rule #1?

[HaleYes]

What's up with rule #1?

Hey stranger.........

Why don't you show up this weekend and we'll discuss rule #1 in detail.:D

[hintonsooner]

If I had anywhere to stay, I would. ;)

[HaleYes]

If I had anywhere to stay, I would. ;)

I've got room. See you Friday.

[seanR]

I've got room. See you Friday.

There you go, see you Friday, fugger!

[seanR]

Oh, you are responsible for more than just rule #1....
Read #3 and #4 also.!..

[XJosh95]

So what Sean is trying to say is, none of his rules are bright ideas that he came up with as preventive measures. All of these rules are brought on by unfortunate happenings like they way all the product warnings came about. They say don't do "X" because some other retread already did and it went way wrong for somebody. It pleases me to know someone has caused Sean so much grief.

[hintonsooner]

I'm just glad to help.

[Fore Wheeler]

sean may have rules, but all of his or anybodys rules are overrulled by the rule that there are no rules at wf, on the trail yes, at the fire no. we've burnt your camper in the past, we can do it again. f u and all your rules mister. we will get your dogs durnk, burn all you have, and take advantage of you when you pass out. don't stuggle and leave your pants down while sleeping so we don't wake your lovly wife. thank you.

[seanR]

Mess with me all you want....
http://naxja.org/forum/showpost.php?p=244818892&postcount=7
Don't say you weren't warned!

[Fore Wheeler]

Mess with me all you want....
http://naxja.org/forum/showpost.php?p=244818892&postcount=7
Don't say you weren't warned!

like i said, sleep w/o pants and we won't wake your wife.

[XJ&CHZ4ME]

niiiice dan, that is almost sig worthy! :D