bjoehandley
November 3rd, 2006, 17:27
> A WEALTHY HOSPITAL BENEFACTOR WAS BEING SHOWN AROUND THE HOSPITAL WHEN....
> DURING HER TOUR, SHE PASSED A ROOM WHERE A MALE PATIENT WAS MASTURBATING
> FURIOUSLY. "OH MY GOD SCREAMED THE WOMAN, "THAT'S DISGRACEFUL! WHY IS HE DOING THAT??"
> THE DOCTOR WHO WAS LEADING THE TOUR CALMLY EXPLAINED, "I'M VERY SORRY THAT YOU WERE EXPOSED TO THAT, BUT THIS MAN HAS A SERIOUS CONDITION WHERE HIS TESTICLES RAPIDLY FILL WITH SEMEN, AND IF HE DOESN'T DO THAT AT LEAST 5 TIMES A DAY, HE'LL BE IN EXTREME PAIN AND HIS TESTICLES COULD EASILY RUPTURE.
>"OH WELL, IN THAT CASE, I GUESS IT'S OK," COMMENTED THE WOMAN.
>IN THE VERY NEXT ROOM, A MALE PATIENT WAS LYING IN BED AND IT WAS OBVIOUS THAT A NURSE WAS PERFORMING ORAL SEX ON HIM.
>AGAIN, THE WOMAN SCREAMED, "OH MY GOD!! HOW CAN THAT BE JUSTIFIED?"
>AGAIN THE DOCTOR SPOKE VERY CALMLY and said, "SAME ILLNESS, BETTER HEALTH PLAN."
> DURING HER TOUR, SHE PASSED A ROOM WHERE A MALE PATIENT WAS MASTURBATING
> FURIOUSLY. "OH MY GOD SCREAMED THE WOMAN, "THAT'S DISGRACEFUL! WHY IS HE DOING THAT??"
> THE DOCTOR WHO WAS LEADING THE TOUR CALMLY EXPLAINED, "I'M VERY SORRY THAT YOU WERE EXPOSED TO THAT, BUT THIS MAN HAS A SERIOUS CONDITION WHERE HIS TESTICLES RAPIDLY FILL WITH SEMEN, AND IF HE DOESN'T DO THAT AT LEAST 5 TIMES A DAY, HE'LL BE IN EXTREME PAIN AND HIS TESTICLES COULD EASILY RUPTURE.
>"OH WELL, IN THAT CASE, I GUESS IT'S OK," COMMENTED THE WOMAN.
>IN THE VERY NEXT ROOM, A MALE PATIENT WAS LYING IN BED AND IT WAS OBVIOUS THAT A NURSE WAS PERFORMING ORAL SEX ON HIM.
>AGAIN, THE WOMAN SCREAMED, "OH MY GOD!! HOW CAN THAT BE JUSTIFIED?"
>AGAIN THE DOCTOR SPOKE VERY CALMLY and said, "SAME ILLNESS, BETTER HEALTH PLAN."