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Lawn Cher'
November 2nd, 2006, 08:24
A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence.

Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep, it was fascinating."

The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate,' not 'fascinating'."

Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated."

The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate'."

Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate," so she called on him.

Johnny said, "My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight."

The teacher sat down and cried.
Geepfreak
November 2nd, 2006, 08:28
Boo Mark, Boo...:01of5:
:D
RTicUL8
November 2nd, 2006, 10:10
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XJMK
November 2nd, 2006, 18:24
The teacher sat down and cried.

:laugh:Thats my favorite part of the joke!
Chattxj
November 2nd, 2006, 18:34
Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated."

Off topic...but i live close to Rock City
Rev Den
November 2nd, 2006, 18:40
Off topic...but i live close to Rock City

I'm sorry. :D


Rev
Chero-King
November 2nd, 2006, 18:41
I lol'd
Chattxj
November 2nd, 2006, 19:00
I'm sorry. :D


Rev
Yall are really missing out on it...uh not really
Beej
November 2nd, 2006, 19:09
Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, "Mom, what are those things on your chest!?" Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny to ask his dad at breakfast tomorrow, quite certain the matter would be forgotten.

Johnny didn't forget. The following morning he asked his father the same question. His father, always quick with the answers, says, "Why Johnny, those are balloons. When your mommy dies, we can blow them up and she'll float to heaven." Johnny thinks that's neat and asks no more questions.

A few weeks later, Johnnys' dad comes home from work a few hours early. Johnny runs out of the house crying hysterically, "Daddy! Daddy! Mommy's dying!!" His father says, "Calm down son! Why do you think Mommy's dying?" "Uncle Harry is blowing up Mommys' balloons and she's screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!"
Pat
November 2nd, 2006, 19:30
Pretty good...similar to being asked to use the word "dictate" in a sentence...

"Hey Yolanda, how my dic tate?"
Lawn Cher'
November 2nd, 2006, 21:10
"Hey Gene, how my dic tate?"

Fixed.
Ramsey
November 3rd, 2006, 00:31
Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, "Mom, what are those things on your chest!?" Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny to ask his dad at breakfast tomorrow, quite certain the matter would be forgotten.

Johnny didn't forget. The following morning he asked his father the same question. His father, always quick with the answers, says, "Why Johnny, those are balloons. When your mommy dies, we can blow them up and she'll float to heaven." Johnny thinks that's neat and asks no more questions.

A few weeks later, Johnnys' dad comes home from work a few hours early. Johnny runs out of the house crying hysterically, "Daddy! Daddy! Mommy's dying!!" His father says, "Calm down son! Why do you think Mommy's dying?" "Uncle Harry is blowing up Mommys' balloons and she's screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!"
Thats just awful
Beej
November 3rd, 2006, 07:42
Thats just awful No its not. Its a wonderful example of historical comedy... :D

A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!"

Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times.

One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her.

Little Johnny ran into his room, threw himself on his bed, started rubbing himself, and moaned, "I need a new bike! I need a new bike!"
jmaxj
November 3rd, 2006, 08:30
No its not. Its a wonderful example of historical comedy... :D

A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!"

Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times.

One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her.

Little Johnny ran into his room, threw himself on his bed, started rubbing himself, and moaned, "I need a new bike! I need a new bike!"
:laugh: :laugh: