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Mr.Shrek
December 10th, 2009, 06:03
Language teachers caught having naked romp in HS classroom by janitor. (http://www.nydailynews.com/news/2009/12/09/2009-12-09_teachers_pet__each_other_naked_lust_was_part_of _their_lesson_plan_at_high_school.html)

What soft headed janitor runs and tells (in a negative way) after walking in on that?

bigalpha
December 10th, 2009, 07:10
LOL

stewie
December 10th, 2009, 07:19
what a dumba$$. hell yah i would be hot for teacher(s).

x2elite
December 10th, 2009, 07:27
I would have just been like.... "need a hand, or....." :gee:

That Janitor should be drawn and quartered.

bwildered
December 10th, 2009, 07:38
Somebody in NY, please find that janitor and :twak:

4WDlifeform
December 10th, 2009, 08:14
what a dumba$$. hell yah i would be hot for teacher(s).

Nice Van Halen reference :looney:

ahh. now gotta listen to that song!

.40CalPatriot
December 10th, 2009, 08:31
:smootch::spin1::smootch:

CherBear
December 10th, 2009, 08:50
Hahaha, the poll says 38% say "No punishment needed" LOL

RichP
December 10th, 2009, 13:12
Fire the janitor ....

xcm
December 10th, 2009, 13:22
they may be hottie latino types, but they were still getting down in a classroom, would you say the same, if it was 2 men?


WONT ANYONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?

fire the janitor? your smoking crack!

RichP
December 10th, 2009, 13:36
they may be hottie latino types, but they were still getting down in a classroom, would you say the same, if it was 2 men?


WONT ANYONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?

fire the janitor? your smoking crack!

All depends, people have sex in pretty strange places, I remember my girlfriend came to see me on the sub when we were in port, a quickie :explosion between the missile tubes on upper level missile compartment.
If he had to use his key to unlock the door he should have knocked first....

Darky
December 10th, 2009, 13:46
You shouldn't need to worry about walking in on someone having sex in a classroom.

bigalpha
December 10th, 2009, 13:47
You shouldn't have to *worry* about it .... but you should *hope* for it :D

Boatwrench
December 10th, 2009, 13:56
Don't newspapers hire editors anymore?

The upper paragraphs identify the 33yo Mauro as being a French instructor and the 29yo Brito as a Spanish instructor. Later in the article when speaking of the demurely dressed Brito there is a quote from one of "her" French students.

Also, since when is a tatto of a sunrise on the lower back, a flower on the ankle and a star on the foot " an array of sexy tattoos".. maybe if she had a couple of cherries near...oh never mind.

heyhar
December 10th, 2009, 13:56
would you say the same, if it was 2 men?




EEEWWWWWW!!!!

The poor janitor would have had to wash out his eyes with acid....

bjoehandley
December 10th, 2009, 16:57
You shouldn't need to worry about walking in on someone having sex in a classroom.

Yea, I was just thinking the same thing, be it two consenting adults or otherwise.......:wow:

5-90
December 10th, 2009, 18:12
38% say they should be fired
10% want suspension
13% want warnings
39% say No punishment (including me)

I didn't see where the janitor had to use his key - but if he did, that means that they were trying to keep it private anyhow. As mentioned, people sometimes look for fun in strange places - and how many of us haven't been molested at work (I had a job where I'd work late hours alone, and my wife - just before we got married - would come up to "visit me" when I was working late. Worked for me - and made some of those late-night shifts a little easier to bear...)

But, and especially if the door was locked, he wasn't "walking in" on them. Most classrooms in an enclosed building aren't locked as a matter of course, and most high schools still seem to be in enclosed buildings (except here in CA.)

Meanwhile, I Invoke Rule 32 - how do I get hold of the janitor to make it stick?

Darky
December 10th, 2009, 21:05
If you want to have sex with someone, do it on your own time, in your own place. Take a short drive to a secluded area. Get an hourly motel room. If you want to do it at work, be prepared to get fired if you get caught. As was already posed earlier, what if it had been two guys? Two big, fat, hairy, rednecks. Would people be as accepting, or is it just because it's a couple of cute lesbians?

bigalpha
December 10th, 2009, 21:16
or is it just because it's a couple of cute lesbians?

This

GSequoia
December 10th, 2009, 21:21
blah blah blah blah blah




Did the janitor in question have a camera phone?

bjoehandley
December 10th, 2009, 21:26
But, and especially if the door was locked, he wasn't "walking in" on them. Most classrooms in an enclosed building aren't locked as a matter of course, and most high schools still seem to be in enclosed buildings (except here in CA.)


I doubt it's changed, but when I was in High School, I worked moving the AV equipment from room to room on my free period and before and/or after school (at $4.25 an hour too!), most of the class rooms were locked and if we needed to get into them, we were usually given keys to just about every room in the building (also worked as a hall pass when you didn't have any equipment on hand). There was always the possibility of things disappearing from the classrooms if they didn't lock them too............:flamemad:


If you want to have sex with someone, do it on your own time, in your own place. Take a short drive to a secluded area. Get an hourly motel room. If you want to do it at work, be prepared to get fired if you get caught.

That's kinda what my opinion is on it, the rest is below.

As was already posed earlier, what if it had been two guys? Two big, fat, hairy, rednecks. Would people be as accepting, or is it just because it's a couple of cute lesbians?

In many cases most would probably not be so accepting if it were a couple guys vs these two or even a "normal" consenting adult couple. For me personally, it shouldn't matter what the sex of the participants are and that they needed to be treated the same way for the situation they were caught in. That is pretty inappropriate for two people who are supposed to the reponsible adults.

joe_peters
December 10th, 2009, 22:28
What I really want to know is where were all these cute Playboy bunny type school teachers when I was in school?

I swear, every teacher I had was in their late nineties!!

It just isn't fair!

Joshooha
December 11th, 2009, 07:11
If I was the janitor I would have walked in and said..."Hey I'm the plumber, I'm here to clean your pipes." BROWN CHICKEN BROWN COW

kastein
December 11th, 2009, 15:44
If you want to have sex with someone, do it on your own time, in your own place. Take a short drive to a secluded area. Get an hourly motel room. If you want to do it at work, be prepared to get fired if you get caught. As was already posed earlier, what if it had been two guys? Two big, fat, hairy, rednecks. Would people be as accepting, or is it just because it's a couple of cute lesbians?
Hourly motel room? Aren't those usually pretty skeevy? I say they should have used an office or something if they really felt like it, a classroom is just asking to be walked in on. I have no real draw to lesbians (apparently I'm not a normal guy? They aren't interested, there is no reason to be interested in them) but hey, I have no real objection to seeing them. If it was a pair of dudes I likely would head for the nearest bar and attempt to erase it from my memory, but that doesn't change my judgement of whether or not they should have done it in a classroom.

38% say they should be fired
10% want suspension
13% want warnings
39% say No punishment (including me)
95% want pics
Fixed that for you... :D

Darky
December 11th, 2009, 16:43
I say fire em, or at the least give them a suspension without pay. I mean seriously, think they'll be effective as teachers now? Most of the male students will be even more focused on what they look like naked than before.

Hourly motels may be skeevy, but so is gettin it on in a classroom. Like I said, if they wanted to use the classroom, fine, but be prepared for the consequences.

5-90
December 11th, 2009, 17:13
Fixed that for you... :D

That wasn't a survey option, so I didn't include it.

If it were a couple of guys (of whatever sort...) I still wouldn't care. I wouldn't invoke Rule 32, but I wouldn't care.

And yes, I'd probably be off trying to drown the image in 151 shortly afterwards. Brain Erasers, anyone?

(Brain Eraser:
1 oz GoldschlagerŽ cinnamon schnapps
1 oz KahluaŽ coffee liqueur
1 oz vodka

In a sizable shot glass pour the Schlager, then Kahlua, then Vodka. Keep liquor levels seperate. Carefully slide a straw to bottom along side of the glass. Shoot from bottom thru straw. Bombs away!

(Goldschalger isn't bad, but Hot Damn! is better. I've killed whole large bottles of Tabasco using Hot Damn! 100 to do Five Alarms...

(I'm sure the vodka could be replaced with liquor of choice. Maybe 200-proof lab grade EtOH? That stuff mixes with pretty much anything.)

joe_peters
December 11th, 2009, 17:45
Maybe we are jumping to conclusions here.

Perhaps one of the women was simply giving the other an Oral Exam in French? :rolleyes:

5-90
December 11th, 2009, 18:18
Maybe we are jumping to conclusions here.

Perhaps one of the women was simply giving the other an Oral Exam in French? :rolleyes:

Oh!

I see what you did there...

Carol.92124
December 14th, 2009, 13:37
Maybe we are jumping to conclusions here.

Perhaps one of the women was simply giving the other an Oral Exam in French? :rolleyes:
Nice one :laugh:!

ECKSJAY
December 14th, 2009, 13:42
Up this long and no mention of the language teachers being cunning linguists?

I weep for NAXJA.

RichP
December 14th, 2009, 13:54
I could mention they were both eating at the Y :D

joe_peters
December 14th, 2009, 14:16
I could mention they were both eating at the Y :D

ROTFLMAO! :roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:

camarors8992
December 14th, 2009, 14:17
This

That was awesome! I was thinking the same thing in my head! lol