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Frank Z
December 7th, 2009, 16:18
So I go to the Dentist today and he says "No Root Canal!"

I'm thinkin' "Sweet!! Fill that fooker and I'm outta here!!"

Then he starts pointing at the x-ray speaking in tongues.
"Blah Blah, jibberjabber, ABSCESS, mumbo jumbo, flipin' flapin, LOST CAUSE, yadda yadda, badaboom badabing, EXTRACTION......here's the name of the Oral Surgeon.

So I'm $400 lighter, toothless, and the GAWD DAMN VICODIN AIN"T GETTING IT DONE.

collkid
December 7th, 2009, 16:32
Double your intake of the Vicodin given to you.

Sucks though, Ugh.

jimgrms
December 7th, 2009, 16:34
I got a bunch of percocet that will or wash the vicodin down with Jack Daniels

jdxj
December 7th, 2009, 18:23
Sorry to hear that Frank

ClarkPeach
December 7th, 2009, 18:39
I've been down that path before. Best of luck to you! Maybe see if they can get you some percocet if the vicodin doesn't start kickin' in?

Frank Z
December 7th, 2009, 18:43
I'm sure I'll be feelin better tomorrow.

So after the Doc leaves the Dental assistant starts telling me the rulz for the new hole in my jaw, "...Blah, Blah, Blah, and don't use any listerine or Scope for the next day or two..."

NO SHIT?!? Really? Don't poor the oral equivalant of Acid into my pie hole?

planefixer
December 7th, 2009, 19:51
I go to the "House Of Pain" tomorrow for the second half of my deep cleaning and then again on the 5th for a crown. :wow:

Jawa
December 7th, 2009, 20:05
You could always try some scotch or other kind of whiskey. I'm guessing the first few shots would be hell, but after that you just wouldn't care anymore... :cheers:

Frank Z
December 7th, 2009, 20:10
Haven't touched hard liquor in almost 20 years.

old_man
December 7th, 2009, 20:40
Its for medicinal purposes. I use a nice large marg and a oxy.

Jawa
December 7th, 2009, 20:40
Well, in that case it shouldn't take many shots at all. :D

Frank Z
December 7th, 2009, 21:16
Nooooooo thank you, I walked away from hardcore drinking a long time ago.

kujito
December 7th, 2009, 23:03
It's not hardcore drinking, it's 'treatment.'

Hypoid
December 8th, 2009, 02:15
I was never even given a choice for similar work, they prescribed percocet. You got hosed Frank! :mad:

jdxj
December 8th, 2009, 02:15
Nothin wrong with not wantin to drown the pain Frank:yelclap:
Hope you het to feelin better.

jimgrms
December 8th, 2009, 06:08
I get to see a doc today who will stic a probe up my hootus and vaporize my k stones i would rather go to the dentist I think

Frank Z
December 8th, 2009, 06:11
Dunno about that Jim....could be a toss up at this point.

jimgrms
December 8th, 2009, 06:13
The golden years suck

thechief86
December 8th, 2009, 06:21
man, i'm only 24, and you guys are making me wonder if i wanna die soon...

jimgrms
December 8th, 2009, 06:23
Crap your still a bublegum chewerupper i'm 71 and Frank is wayolder than me

time2getdirty
December 8th, 2009, 06:23
The golden years suck

Jim, thank you for your deep insight to the Golden Years!

You always are a ray of sunshine in an otherwise cloudy day!

:looney:

jimgrms
December 8th, 2009, 06:30
Por nada compradre

Frank Z
December 8th, 2009, 08:04
Crap your still a bublegum chewerupper i'm 71 and Frank is wayolder than me
FOOKER!!!!

XJ Stryker
December 8th, 2009, 08:29
I'm sure I'll be feelin better tomorrow.

So after the Doc leaves the Dental assistant starts telling me the rulz for the new hole in my jaw, "...Blah, Blah, Blah, and don't use any listerine or Scope for the next day or two..."

NO SHIT?!? Really? Don't poor the oral equivalant of Acid into my pie hole?


Always funny reading some of your post LMAO!

Frank Z
December 8th, 2009, 08:33
Thanks.
I truely believe that if you can't laugh at yourself you damn well better laugh at other people.


This week I'm the Other People.......

Kiefer316
December 8th, 2009, 10:27
That sucks frank. I am not looking forward to getting my wisdoms pulled... I'm requesting percocet when that time comes.... maybe even deloteds, man o man... go back to that fawkin doc and say these vicoden don't do shite.

xj-grin
December 8th, 2009, 10:53
That sucks frank. I am not looking forward to getting my wisdoms pulled... I'm requesting percocet when that time comes.... maybe even deloteds, man o man... go back to that fawkin doc and say these vicoden don't do shite.

Have fun with that Keifer -- I still have recurring sinus infections from my sinus getting perforated during recovery from wisdom tooth extraction -- In fact I'm fairly sure I'm enjoying another inf^&*tion right now...

jimgrms
December 8th, 2009, 11:48
Back from the Doc some advice when selecting a oncoligist Always check the fingers ,small is good Chinese lady docs with a finger the size of a q tip is very desirable < Said finger will be placed where you do not want it
Finally got a date for surgery mon at 930 am

YELLAHEEP
December 8th, 2009, 11:59
Back from the Doc some advice when selecting a oncoligist Always check the fingers ,small is good Chinese lady docs with a finger the size of a q tip is very desirable < Said finger will be placed where you do not want it
Finally got a date for surgery mon at 930 am


What's her name and statistics? :D :thumbup:

jimgrms
December 8th, 2009, 12:15
What's her name and statistics? :D :thumbup:

Never found her the doc that examined me had a finger big as a baseball bat

Jawa
December 8th, 2009, 12:22
That sucks frank. I am not looking forward to getting my wisdoms pulled... I'm requesting percocet when that time comes.... maybe even deloteds, man o man... go back to that fawkin doc and say these vicoden don't do shite.

Meh... getting your wisdom teeth out doesn't have to be bad. When I got mine done I took one 800mg dose of Ibuprofen right afterwards and then nothing at all after that. I had zero pain. My wife's went just as easily. We both saw the same surgeon, so we figure he's just that good. Lemme know if you want a referral.

gsxrs4life
December 8th, 2009, 19:07
Frank, you make me Lmfao...! I hope you feel better soon buddy...

90xj4x4
December 12th, 2009, 13:03
Meh... getting your wisdom teeth out doesn't have to be bad. When I got mine done I took one 800mg dose of Ibuprofen right afterwards and then nothing at all after that. I had zero pain. My wife's went just as easily. We both saw the same surgeon, so we figure he's just that good. Lemme know if you want a referral.

Where did you go?? I had all 4 of my wisdoms out a year ago and had the same experience. No pain quick recovery. Wonder if we had the same oral surgeon.