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rokclimbertx
October 28th, 2006, 12:25
anyone that gets JP... check the Nov. '06 mailbag... specifically the one titled eye vomit... guess i made a small impression... that bree really disgusts me...
Skullver
October 28th, 2006, 12:54
that bree really disgusts me...are you gay?
rokclimbertx
October 28th, 2006, 12:56
are you gay?


Are you hitting on me?

no.. and she's hideous... poor choice in eye candy...
Skullver
October 28th, 2006, 13:00
Are you hitting on me?

no.. and she's hideous... poor choice in eye candy...
sorry guy, I'm married to a beautiful woman. Hideous is really stretching it, she may not be a ten but she has all the assets and she seems to like jeeps etc., who would you prefer? I would rather have a sub-perfect girl in there that is actually in to jeeps rather than some dimwit twig that doesn't even know what a jeep is:
JP: do you like jeeps?
model: Oh yeah, my barbie has a bitchin pink one
seanR
October 28th, 2006, 14:44
that bree really disgusts me...
X eleventy billoin!

She is a puke!
XJ_Ranger is cuter than she is!
scoobyxj
October 28th, 2006, 15:15
X eleventy billoin!

She is a puke!
XJ_Ranger is cuter than she is!
I agree she looks like something the cat puked up.
w_howey
October 28th, 2006, 15:20
X eleventy billoin!

She is a puke!
XJ_Ranger is cuter than she is!

Yes, she does look about eleventy billion times better than you....

But I agree, if I wanted to look at some dried-up skank on my motorhead magazines, I would buy Lowrider.
JeepFreak21
October 28th, 2006, 15:21
anyone that gets JP... check the Nov. '06 mailbag... specifically the one titled eye vomit... guess i made a small impression... that bree really disgusts me...

:laugh2: That was you!?! I have to say, I agree!
Billy
JeepFreak21
October 28th, 2006, 15:24
she seems to like jeeps etc., who would you prefer? I would rather have a sub-perfect girl in there that is actually in to jeeps rather than some dimwit twig that doesn't even know what a jeep is:
JP: do you like jeeps?
model: Oh yeah, my barbie has a bitchin pink one

http://www.slicky.net/smilies/rolleyes.gif What makes you think she likes Jeeps? Show me a picture of her out on a trail ride and I'll give her an extra point or two!
Billy
Gil BullyKatz
October 28th, 2006, 15:24
:ironic:

Just like fishing...

catch it and toss it back...

not a keeper...

but fun to hook!
spcustoms
October 28th, 2006, 15:40
hey all, i'm the wife and my husband is gonna kill me for writing this but.....not all subscribers are men and i read the magazine before my hubby even gets to it...so if they are going to put an almost naked bitch in there they should do a page with an almost naked hunk in it!!!!
Skullver
October 28th, 2006, 15:48
http://www.slicky.net/smilies/rolleyes.gif What makes you think she likes Jeeps? Show me a picture of her out on a trail ride and I'll give her an extra point or two!
Billy
Your right, I just went on a wasted trip to her website looking for any off road pictures, I retract my previous comments and agree that she is a waste of a page and quite "transvestite" looking.
LilRedRover
October 28th, 2006, 15:53
Your right, I just went on a wasted trip to her website looking for any off road pictures, I retract my previous comments and agree that she is a waste of a page and quite "transvestite" looking.

maybe she used to be a dude
Skullver
October 28th, 2006, 16:00
maybe she used to be a dude
not much of one if (s)he was:(
planefixer
October 28th, 2006, 16:40
Smokin' body but she's got a man face.:shiver:
motorcityxj
October 28th, 2006, 17:14
Smokin' body but she's got a man face.:shiver:

and rock hard fake boobs bother me the most. Her face aint great but it aint bad either. I would have liked to see a picture of her before the bolt one boobs. She not vomit worthy by a long shot though.
88flexj
October 28th, 2006, 17:45
I'd hit it. But I am just a big whore.:pig: :D
aroncull
October 28th, 2006, 17:51
she is nasty gross ickie... i know this because i get no excitment from seeing her, i love women by the way.... just not attracted to her at all...
Weasel
October 28th, 2006, 20:30
I stopped subscribing, buying or even reading JP about a year ago.. Trashy women matches the trashy mag.
Menzenski
October 28th, 2006, 20:57
If JP needs to resort to showing photos of a scantily-clad woman to sell its magazines, that's just a sign that the rest of the magazine sucks. I don't read it.
Yucca-Man
October 29th, 2006, 01:03
Years ago there used to be a site by the name of hardcorejeep.com, or something along those lines. Before the suits at Daimler sicced their lawyers on him, he had several pages of nekkid chicks on Jeeps in his pages. I'm 99% positive "Bree" was posed on an old Willys, showing off those rock-hard fakies...
rokclimbertx
October 29th, 2006, 09:09
I'd hit it. But I am just a big whore.:pig: :D


remember protection.... a haz-mat uniform may be sufficient... and don't forget the all important paper bag...


now for those who don't subscribe or want to waste money on the rag... i thought i'd post my rant... enjoy...



every one of us likes eyecandy... but bree is eye vomit... she is hideous! how you can stand her medusa-like stare is beyond me... anyone that thinks her possible mustache, billy goat chin, horse face, stinky butt, over-inflated fun bags, stretch marks, mule toes, not to mention she looks like she smells like onion crotch, ashtrays, campsite latrine, smelly foot b-o horrible-ness... just stomach turning thinking about it...

find us an all-american girl for our all-american jeeps!
Geepfreak
October 29th, 2006, 09:23
remember protection.... a haz-mat uniform may be sufficient... and don't forget the all important paper bag...


now for those who don't subscribe or want to waste money on the rag... i thought i'd post my rant... enjoy...

Stacey,While I'd still hit it, I do agree with you..:D

And no, I don't subscribe
chelms27
October 29th, 2006, 12:14
If JP needs to resort to showing photos of a scantily-clad woman to sell its magazines, that's just a sign that the rest of the magazine sucks. I don't read it.

X2, What a horrible magazine, and if they think "sex" is going to sell it, well they could have picked a better looking chick. IMO Bree300 is beat!! Stacey Kiebler, Elisha Cuthbert, Brooke Burke, etc would at least be worth looking at but why not just get a MAXIM if that's what your after?
DaffyXJ
October 29th, 2006, 13:54
Good letter, and I agree. She was at PA Jeeps this summer. Yes she was friendly and attentive to her Job, but I don't believe she knows a muffler bearing from a wheel bearing. I think JP and Quadratec could do a lot better.
bshaw
October 29th, 2006, 15:47
Smokin' body but she's got a man face.:shiver:
that's what is referred to as a butter face
TRNDRVR
October 29th, 2006, 16:06
http://timbercrawler.com/bb/images/smiles/worthless.gif
XJ_ranger
October 29th, 2006, 21:59
X eleventy billoin!

She is a puke!
XJ_Ranger is cuter than she is!

I cut my lovely locks!


but its good to know that Sean thinks higher of me than what should be a woman... :D
CanMan
October 29th, 2006, 22:04
http://timbercrawler.com/bb/images/smiles/worthless.gif

http://www.jpmagazine.com/bree/