Hello, Nurse.

[Lawn Cher']

A nurse walks into a bank. Preparing to write a check, she pulls a
rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it. She looks
at the flabbergasted teller and without missing a beat she says,
"Well, that's great..........that's really great.......... Some
asshole's got my pen.

[jeeplas]

:D :D

[chelms27]

WOW

[Bridgman]

HAHAHA

[RichP]

How do you tell the difference between a rectal and oral thermometer ??????









































taste...

[jeepinxj01]

How do you tell the difference between a rectal and oral thermometer ??????



taste...


It's a bit nutty.....

[bshaw]

A nurse walks into a bank. Preparing to write a check, she pulls a
rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it. She looks
at the flabbergasted teller and without missing a beat she says,
"Well, that's great..........that's really great.......... Some
asshole's got my pen.
that's good! :laugh2:

[Matthew Currie]

A dentist I chat with regularly at the swimming pool came up with this one: A woman comes in and says "I'd rather go through childbirth than endure another filling." He says, "well, make up your mind so we know how to adjust the chair."