Goodbye Hair

[Ramsey]

Well it wont be long now. My brothers started falling out when he was 20 or so. I'm 21. I'm sitting here studying and run my hand through my hair, notice a couple hairs fall onto the page. No biggie, one or two that came out. Curious, I do it again a bit firmer and oh so many fall onto the paper. Those that have seen me know I dont have much going on in the looks department, take my hair away and its gonna be downright awful.

:wave: goodbye hair

[Rev Den]

Embrace the bald.

I gave up and cut mine short at about 30. when it is short, it is not so obvious that the hairline is slowly headed back.....I used to have a forehead...I now have a fivehead.

Rev

[SBrad001]

My ol'lady says bald is hawt. Thank god, since I haven't had a bit of hair on my head since I was twenty. I ditched my 'hawk and started bic-ing it for a job back then. And now, I couldn't grow a full head of hair if I wanted to.

Embrace the bald Ramsey. . . and grow a scroatie, er, goatie like the rest of bald guys; you'll fit right in! :D

[RichP]

My son has his about 18" long now, drives the marine recruiter nuts on their weekend sat PT days. He's donating it to 'locks of love' for cancer paitents sometime in dec just before he leaves for boot camp...

[RTicUL8]

I have this posted at my work desk:

http://home.comcast.net/~mypcwrench/bizarro.jpg

[red91]

Just think...Yuel Brinner, Tele Savalas, and Patric Stewart...

Those guys neve had a problem getting any without hair...

and you shouldn't either...








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after $10,000 worth of plastic surgery. :D

[Lawn Cher']

Well it wont be long now. My brothers started falling out when he was 20 or so. I'm 21. I'm sitting here studying and run my hand through my hair, notice a couple hairs fall onto the page. No biggie, one or two that came out. Curious, I do it again a bit firmer and oh so many fall onto the paper. Those that have seen me know I dont have much going on in the looks department, take my hair away and its gonna be downright awful.

:wave: goodbye hair

Don't be so hard on yourself. Bald is cool these days. Beat it to the punch, my friend, that way you can get used to the look.

http://www.bestonthe.com/uploads/4656/images/page7374/Professional_Pivot_Motor_Hair_Clipper_Kit.jpg

[Wolfe]

hey arsehole, another reason to hate me............................ Im 47 with a full head of hair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ha Ha Ha

[Wolfe]

oh ,I nearly forgot.............................. You're ugly too......... hahahahaha

[mdl]

No one in my family has been balled on either side of my family so I'm thinking I'm home free. No hair loss yet at 18. :)

[Lawn Cher']

No one in my family has been balled on either side of my family so I'm thinking I'm home free. No hair loss yet at 18. :)

Balled or bald? I don't mind being bald, but being balled is another story.

[Captain Ron]

I'd chime in here...

But,

:D

--ron

[Beej]

Male pattern baldness has been definitively linked to higher testosterone levels. Testosterone is the defining hormone of maleness. Therefore being bald is the pinnacle of being a man.

You might laugh, but ask any gaggle of women in their late twenties and older and they will tell you without fail... bald men are HOT.

I started losing mine at 21. At 35 I now only have ring-around-the-head, kind of an adaptation on Krusty the Clown's classic looks.

I don't mind being bald at all. Now if I could only lose enough weight that my son stops calling me "Dadda the Hutt", I'd be golden...

Here's to baldness and virility...
:cheers:

[Captain Ron]

This thread needs a new title:

*The power of delusional thought.*

:D

--ron

[Lawn Cher']

Now if I could only lose enough weight that my son stops calling me "Dadda the Hutt", I'd be golden...

ROTFLMAO

[Lawn Cher']

Ron, maybe you can make a wig for Ramsey... kinda like "locks of love" only without the cancer part.

[Captain Ron]

Ron, maybe you can make a wig for Ramsey... kinda like "locks of love" only without the cancer part.

I'm thinking a NAXJA hair drive is in order. Seems like there's a need. :D

--ron

[GSequoia]

I'm sitting here studying and run my hand through my hair, notice a couple hairs fall onto the page. No biggie, one or two that came out. Curious, I do it again a bit firmer and oh so many fall onto the paper.

Well quit running your hand through your hair dumbass!

[muddinxj04]

ramsey, im right there with you, every time i run my hand through my hair, more falls out, but the gf says she likes the short hair, so i started doin that, and soon enough(5 years) ill be bald as anything. just start buzzing your hair short, it'll help you get used to it.

[Ramsey]

Well quit running your hand through your hair dumbass!
I was curious :laugh3:

I'll shave it before it gets too bad, and I look like beej.
Male pattern baldness has been definitively linked to higher testosterone levels. Testosterone is the defining hormone of maleness. Therefore being bald is the pinnacle of being a man.

You might laugh, but ask any gaggle of women in their late twenties and older and they will tell you without fail... bald men are HOT.
What the hell am I suppose to do with those?

[Lawn Cher']

I'll shave it before it gets too bad

Should I bring my clippers to Winterfest?

[Root Moose]

I still have a full head of hair - but shave it off at least once a week.

If I wasn't faithfully married, I'd be getting some fairly regularly. I never had so much interaction with female "strangers" before shaving the hair.

Baldness is a great equalizer too. I get approached by women of all races now. If you want to try something on the menu exotic, shave. ;)

[Geepfreak]

Here's to baldness and virility...



You poor bastards....

:D

[HaleYes]

Should I bring my clippers to Winterfest?
Yeah, I say bring em'.

We can make a big production of it at the campfire. We tell all the firstimer MWC campfire attendees, that it is also Ramseys first time at a MWC campfire and this is his initation. Then, we instruct the noobs to from a line and see how long it takes for them to flee. Sounds like a good time.

[Beej]

You poor bastards....

:D Damn you...

Never has the wind been so violently stripped from my sails as with those three words...

:illegal flipoff smilie:
:D

[Ramsey]

Yeah, I say bring em'.

We can make a big production of it at the campfire. We tell all the firstimer MWC campfire attendees, that it is also Ramseys first time at a MWC campfire and this is his initation. Then, we instruct the noobs to from a line and see how long it takes for them to flee. Sounds like a good time.
That might not be a bad idea, I bet you can get a few to do it once you get a few in them. I'm hoping winterfest will be a bit premature for a shaving.

[GSequoia]

You can always just have the MWC shave your nutsack at the fire Ramsey.

[Beej]

Would you MWC cats be willing to shave my back if I can make it?

[Ramsey]

if you come down beej, i'll do it with my teeth.

[Lawn Cher']

You can always just have the MWC shave your nutsack at the fire Ramsey.

It's quite spectacular, really.

[IXNAYXJ]

It's quite spectacular, really.I suggest you try it.

-----Matt-----

[jeepinxj01]

I suggest you try it.

-----Matt-----


There really is nothing like a shorn.......

[planefixer]

My hair is currently about 32" long- I'm not too worried about going bald.:D

If I ever decide to chop it its definately going to Locks of Love.

[Rev Den]

I will be happy to give any WF attendies that want it a Rev cut.

:D

Rev

[Ramsey]

mine use to be kind of long, kinda like a dirty hippy:D


So what is a rev cut?

[Rev Den]

Ask around.



Rev

[Matt S.]

Paaalease. I started loosing mine at 17. Now, I give it the ol' #2 and wear a hat 99% of the time!

[Lawn Cher']

Paaalease. I started loosing mine at 17. Now, I give it the ol' #2 and wear a hat 99% of the time!

#2? Pansy! No guard for me... my biggest decision is whether to follow up with a razor or not.

Lemme guess... all your hair moved to your arms.

[goodburbon]

Ramsey take comfort.....


Think gallagher. Only you will have the jeep-o-matic.

[Beej]

Lemme guess... all your hair moved to your arms. Mine all moved to my back and butt crack...

Is that normal?

:dunno:

[XJ_ranger]

I'd chime in here...

But,

:D

--ron

x2 100%


:D

[Menzenski]

x2 100%
x3. Mine's about 18" now.

[Ramsey]

Ramsey take comfort.....


Think gallagher. Only you will have the jeep-o-matic.
best idea ever...i own the best of gallagher on dvd btw :D

i guess i might have to get a mwc hat after all

[anodyne33]

#2? Pansy! No guard for me... my biggest decision is whether to follow up with a razor or not.

Lemme guess... all your hair moved to your arms.

Mine's (what's left of it at 30) about 16-18". Everything that's missing from the top is showing up in my ears for some reason. I think my birthday on Saturday will be the last time anybody ever sees me with long hair. Frickin' hippies assume I'm one of them at festivals anyway.

[Ramsey]

well what the hell are you doing at the festivals anyways? dancing naked in the woods?

[pipes94xj]

almost 23 here...not losing any up top yet but i am gaining in the asscrack and nipple region...?

ps. thread is making me cry... im LMAO

[Ramsey]

making me cry for other reasons. I dont want to be like mark.

[mdl]

Balled or bald? I don't mind being bald, but being balled is another story.

Ohh you're just jealous... :D

[Gil BullyKatz]

Long hair is for hippies...


Get a job you lazy freaks!






































































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[Menzenski]

Nice tattoo.

[goodburbon]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v465/bullycatz/DSCF1862.jpg


Nice Assfro!


:D

[RichP]

Mine all moved to my back and butt crack...

Is that normal?

:dunno:

Gotta stop stroking yourself so hard, pulls the air down...

[red91]

mine use to be kind of long, kinda like a dirty hippy:D


So what is a rev cut?


:D :D :D :D :D



SEARCH NOOB!! Even I Know this one....

[red91]

making me cry for other reasons. I dont want to be like mark.


You don't want an aspiring career as an engineer that resembles Dr. Bunson Honeydew?

The rest of our muppet pals are highly disapointed....

Why have a sucessful career when you can troll the college campus all day, eh?

[anodyne33]

well what the hell are you doing at the festivals anyways? dancing naked in the woods?

I'm jammin' out to some heady tunes brah! :greensmok





;)

[Ramsey]

You don't want an aspiring career as an engineer that resembles Dr. Bunson Honeydew?

The rest of our muppet pals are highly disapointed....

Why have a sucessful career when you can troll the college campus all day, eh?
i aspire to live in a rent free basement

[GSequoia]

i aspire to live in a rent free basement
Under a pawn shop in a steamer chest?

[Gil BullyKatz]

Under a pawn shop in a steamer chest?

a steamer chest?

for Ramsey?

Hell...

the Cirque Du Soleil would be knocking on his door.

[Ramsey]

eh?

[Lawn Cher']

Without his hair, those comments went completely over his head.;)

[Gil BullyKatz]

eh?


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v465/bullycatz/the%20den/PulpMarselluButch.jpg

[Ramsey]

ah, i could be the gimp

[dallas xjs]

well from experience i have notice changes in the past...one, hair definitly sorta grows thick and at days thin.today i have a thin hair day...from my pic in mexico you can notice it was a thick hair day...and that was just last year...so from the bottom of my heart Ramsey i feel your pain... http://i14.tinypic.com/2lu80gx.jpg

[Ramsey]

so confused...

[djblade311]

I'd give ya hair but it might have dingleberries on it.

[GSequoia]

I'd give ya hair but it might have dingleberries on it.

JOSH, was that really necessary? :twak:






























:moon:

[\\'anderer]

I'd give ya hair but it might have dingleberries on it.
eeeeew

hair is overrated,

[Gil BullyKatz]

hair is overrated,

Especially for those that have none

:D

[\\'anderer]

Especially for those that have none

:D

I have plenty of hair..............too bad none of it's on my head:eek:

[Beej]

Okay Ramsey, I took a poll today at work regarding hair. There was a large gaggle of women in the lunchroom so I posited:

Gentleman A is 6'1" tall and is built nicely. He has a full head of hair, the colour is up to you.
Gentleman B is also 6'1" tall and is built nicely but is as bald as a cue ball.

Which man is more attractive?


Two women at the back of the room chimed in unison:

Which one makes more money?




So there you have it. We didn't learn that bald is hotter than not, we learned that women are fickle money-grubbing hags who don't deserve our time...

:D

[Gil BullyKatz]

we learned that women are fickle money-grubbing hags who don't deserve our time...

:D

And you needed a poll?

:D

[GSequoia]

And you needed a poll?

:D

Aparently he's been hanging around Mod Tech too long.

[Ramsey]

and i want to be a professor, great i'm screwed. oh well at least i'll have an excuse for being senile

[Beej]

Profs make pretty good money. The real money is in publishing. Cowrite an undergrad first year text and you'll rake it in. At any rate, profs don't need money, they have power...

:D

[Ramsey]

power? sure, i'll be the one taking bribes and sexual favors

[Lawn Cher']

i'll be the one taking sexual favors

Indiscriminately, I presume.

[Ramsey]

is there any other way?

[XJ_ranger]

i thought you looked kinda cute with short hair anyhow...


http://www.opiebennett.com/images/Jeep/ClaytonOK5706/img_0349.jpg

http://www.opiebennett.com/images/Jeep/ClaytonOK5706/img_5170.jpg

http://www.opiebennett.com/images/Jeep/ClaytonOK5706/img_0334.jpg


we need to wheel again...

your turn to drive out here... :D

[Ramsey]

KMA! i am a sexy biatch. Jeep is undergoing a few things then i'll meet you in Clayton...yeah thats it

[XJ_ranger]

KMA! i am a sexy biatch. Jeep is undergoing a few things then i'll meet you in Clayton...yeah thats it

you'll meet me in clayton?

howabout we meet up in Arizona and wheel the Best of the West trails from 2 years ago? meet up with AshmanjeepXJ and C-Rok and have them show us around... :D

[Ramsey]

man i wish, its gonna be a long time before i make it that way. maybe next year, but i doubt it, i'm thinking 08 might be more feasible.

[XJ_ranger]

man i wish, its gonna be a long time before i make it that way. maybe next year, but i doubt it, i'm thinking 08 might be more feasible.

that sounds about right, by that time, we will both have more tube than sheetmetal and can tow everywhere...

How many more years of school are you looking at?

[Ramsey]

a good dozen :D

3 more for the bachelors probably, then who knows for the masters and rest

[Ramsey]

tow everywhere, yeah right. well hell i'll sweettalk my way into a truck and trailer for a trip. I'll start saving and gathering spares now.

[XJ_ranger]

tow everywhere, yeah right. well hell i'll sweettalk my way into a truck and trailer for a trip. I'll start saving and gathering spares now.

that makes two of us...

except i need new front and rear axles!

[Ramsey]

yeah i'm hoping to have that done by next year some too

[Lawn Cher']

Take it back channel, girls.

Why does Ranger look so flamboyantly gay in those pics?

[Beej]

Why does Ranger look so flamboyantly gay in those pics? You have to ask?

:dunno:

[jeeplas]

mine use to be kind of long, kinda like a dirty hippy:D


So what is a rev cut?
http://www.fototime.com/ftweb/bin/ft.dll/standard?pictid={BBE6EA7E-1E93-4A5D-8DEA-197B4A836DE3}&exp=f&moddt=38386.875716794&ssdyn=1

Rev is the one with the hat. The expensive hat!:D

[Beej]

http://www.fototime.com/ftweb/bin/ft.dll/standard?pictid=%7BBBE6EA7E-1E93-4A5D-8DEA-197B4A836DE3%7D&exp=f&moddt=38386.875716794&ssdyn=1

Rev is the one with the hat. The expensive hat!:D But what about the rest of the cast of Deliverance? Who are they?

[jeeplas]

Left to right; OOC, Rev, SeanR and his son.

[Geepfreak]

Left to right; OOC, Rev, SeanR and his son.
Did Sean fall down just before that pic was taken?
:D

[goodburbon]

Did Sean fall down just before that pic was taken?
:D

yep, right in front of rev :firedevil

[Rev Den]

A Rev Cut is right between a Sean cut and an OOC cut.

Rev

[Ramsey]

sean has that creepy "now squeal like a pig" look going on

[RTicUL8]

http://www.fototime.com/ftweb/bin/ft.dll/standard?pictid={BBE6EA7E-1E93-4A5D-8DEA-197B4A836DE3}&exp=f&moddt=38386.875716794&ssdyn=1

Rev is the one with the hat. The expensive hat!:D


Is it a Tilley? I have one of those too :thumbup:

Lifetime replacement warranty - even if you loose it!

[Rev Den]

Is it a Tilley? I have one of those too :thumbup:

Lifetime replacement warranty - even if you loose it!

Darn tooting it is!

Folkes 'round these parts ain't got no good taste. :D

Rev

[MudDawg]

God made billions of heads....the ugly ones are hidden by hair....thats what my GF says...she sez the lumps and scars are sexy.

[jeepinxj01]

So, I get on Tilley's website. I think this may be that hat. 66 FAWKIN' DOLLARS FOR A HAT!?!?!?!?!?!?! I've made crazy purchases in my life, but damn!

http://www.tilley.com/detail.asp?catId=&gender=&extractBy=CategoryId&id=1&productNo=T4

[Rev Den]

So, I get on Tilley's website. I think this may be that hat. 66 FAWKIN' DOLLARS FOR A HAT!?!?!?!?!?!?! I've made crazy purchases in my life, but damn!

Rumor has it there is a "knock-off" from WalMart for like $5.

Of course, some people care what they put on thier head.
Tilley Hat
Carhartt pants / shirts / Jackets
Redwing boots


See it all fits.


Rev

[GSequoia]

Rumor has it there is a "knock-off" from WalMart for like $5.

Of course, some people care what they put on thier head.
Tilley Hat
Carhartt pants / shirts / Jackets
Redwing boots


See it all fits.


Rev

All this care into what you wear... Gay redneck?

[XJ_ranger]

Take it back channel, girls.




is this not the 'off topic' forum?

:dunno:



Why does Ranger look so flamboyantly gay in those pics?

because you werent there to talk to me in a straight voice :laugh3:

[Ramsey]

You should have seen him walking, you could tell he was hurting the night before.

[XJ_ranger]

You should have seen him walking, you could tell he was hurting the night before.

that fawking dog almost ate me! :D

[Ramsey]

LOL that was hilarious. Standing there watching thinking he's getting awfully close to that dog with the huge damn chain tied to him, I wonder how far it'll stretch:D

[Rev Den]

All this care into what you wear... Gay redneck?

Does that excite you.....big boy? :D


Rev

[Ramsey]

my pants got a little tighter