Woman Drivers

[bjoehandley]

This morning on the 401
I looked over to my
left and there was a
WOMAN !!


in a brand new Cadillac, doing 65 mph

with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.

I looked away for a couple seconds

and when I looked back she was

halfway over in my lane,

still working on that makeup.


As a man,


I don't scare easily....But she scared me so much;

I dropped my electric shaver,

which knocked the donut out of my other hand.

In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car
using my knees against the steering wheel,

it knocked my cell phone away from my ear

which fell into the coffee between my legs,

splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins,

ruined the damn phone,

soaked my pants,

and disconnected an
important call.

Damn women drivers

[Root Moose]

Yep, that sounds like someone from Toronto for certain.