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Ironmen77
October 19th, 2006, 21:15
..... Female Hormones!!!http://boortz.com/images/pitcher_of_beer.jpgThis is serious stuff...Beer contains female hormones!

Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:

Argued over nothing.
Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
Gained weight.
Talked excessively without making sense.
Became overly emotional.
Couldn't drive.
Failed to think rationally
Had to sit down while urinating.No further testing was considered necessary.

Ramsey
October 19th, 2006, 21:20
oh so true...

5-90
October 19th, 2006, 21:21
Is it any wonder I don't drink the stuff?

Ramsey
October 19th, 2006, 21:25
because your already prissy enough?

5-90
October 19th, 2006, 21:28
because your already prissy enough?

Nah. But if it's got female hormones, it may make me grow boobs. Then I'd never get anything done...

5-90

Ramsey
October 19th, 2006, 21:30
:laugh:

shortxjdoug
October 19th, 2006, 21:38
Nah. But if it's got female hormones, it may make me grow boobs. Then I'd never get anything done...

5-90

ahhh ahahahaha wow :rolleyes:

stewie
October 20th, 2006, 00:42
Nah. But if it's got female hormones, it may make me grow boobs. Then I'd never get anything done...

5-90

why? would you then spend all your time groaping yourself? sometimes excessively? i know if i grew boobs i would!!!

5-90
October 20th, 2006, 01:25
Exactly!

I was born with my two front teeth, which (necessarily, I guess...) made me a bottle baby. I've been trying to make up for lost time ever since I first got the opportunity...

TRNDRVR
October 20th, 2006, 07:06
it may make me grow boobs. Then I'd never get anything done...You could become a male bra model. :dunno:

Ramsey
October 20th, 2006, 09:59
a bro model?

cherokee89
October 20th, 2006, 10:59
why? would you then spend all your time groaping yourself? sometimes excessively? i know if i grew boobs i would!!!

Wait a minute. You guys mean to tell me you don't already do this?


I thought we were all in this together.hasta

GSequoia
October 20th, 2006, 11:24
Sorry bro.

No man-boobs here.

5-90
October 20th, 2006, 11:32
Wait a minute. You guys mean to tell me you don't already do this?


I thought we were all in this together.hasta

Nope - I spend too much time groping the other half to spend any at all groping myseslf...

Beej
October 20th, 2006, 16:12
Actually, that study doesn't prove beer contains female hormones. It just proves that being a woman is just like being drunk...

:cheers:

Ironmen77
October 20th, 2006, 18:00
a bro model?



You mean "manzier model"
:cheers:

Beej
October 20th, 2006, 20:52
You mean "manzier model"
:cheers: IT'S A BRO!