I Think Im A...RICER!!!

[XJoshua]

:anon: Well I keep all my decal under the hood so I can remember who made that part and so I know I didnt waste any stickers. Well I just have two under the hood so nothing special. The first couple days the Heep felt a little faster, so that was the first thing that made me wounder if I was a ricer. Now today my hair looked like shit since I hadnt taken a shower and had been working on my dads F-150 all morning. Well I was huungry for pizza so I grabbed my SummitRacing hat. This is when it got bad the Heep hauled every where I went, and I think I chirped the wheels a couple times.

Someone please help me I dont want to be a ricer!!! I hate them kids and their ugly ass honduhs.

Should I talk to a priest and have him remove this demon from me so I can be a good Jeeper again? :angel:

[Matt S.]

go flop it or dent it and take your sharpee to remind you what kind of rock got you.

[XJoshua]

LOL I already got dents, two on the rock rails, nice big one in the cross member, nice one in the bumper, and a nice big one in the front driver side fender(dumb 17yo hoe in her dads avalanche tried to take me on) I think I won.

Also the paint isnt to pretty.

[ridge_runnerxj]

hey i own rice? selling it to go back to off roading. but some cars are no joke heres a pic of my ricer. http://ndra.nopi.com/2k6gallery/MO/CarShow/01%20(181).html
turbo 4 banger, mustang/camaro killer, but i agree the ricer crowd are a buncha kids usually. one reason im sellin it to get bck to my roots. my car was at shows and the track.

[XJoshua]

Thats not that bad of a car. I owned a import and loved it to hell til I blew the motor. 1986 Toyota Cressida with a Supra 5M-GE in it, man that thing could drift. I was screwed since the begining though, so many engine problems arrised, and it wasnt worth my time or money. I still have it, and am putting it up on eBay soon if I have no buyers it being put to sleep.

I just cant stand FWD Civics with big ass spoilers on the trunk, or the 100 NOS stickers when their is no system installed. I just ugly, if its got a scwheat paint job, and some chrome no problem.

[stewie]

hey i own rice? selling it to go back to off roading. but some cars are no joke heres a pic of my ricer. http://ndra.nopi.com/2k6gallery/MO/CarShow/01%20(181).html
turbo 4 banger, mustang/camaro killer, but i agree the ricer crowd are a buncha kids usually. one reason im sellin it to get bck to my roots. my car was at shows and the track.

no offence, but im glad its you not me. i wouldnt be cought dead in one of those again. tried riding in a ricer once and had my feet on the seet cause i felt like they were gonna drag on the concrete. nope, i like being lifted rather than dropped thank you.

[Del00XJ]

I have more VW and Audi friends then I have Jeep guys. I worked at a damn VW dealership for two years. I always was obsessed with getting dirty though, but I was never allowed to own a truck because "they're horrible in the rain". My uncle's PURPLE ZJ was for sale and I sold my four wheeler and bought that. That initially got me started into the Jeep lifestyle but it wasn't until I sold my prized 03' GTi VR6 and bought a wrecked Rubicon and shoved the drivetrain under my ZJ. Back to the point though... Defining "ricer" is complicated because all of us have different views on what a ricer is... Ricer's are Mexican's with "NOS" stickers and flame vinyl down the sides... Some of those cars out there aren't so bad... Just make them remember that we're all taller and sometime faster...

[mdl]

Or just don't drive like an asshole...

[johnlv6]

I have two of the nice, subdued black and silver RE stickers on my XJ. In redneck terms...does that add 1" of lift per sticker?

[shortxjdoug]

i am a ricer, yes there is an ugly ass non runnig toyota supra in my front yard, there is also a cj-7 thats missing fifth gear in my garage, yes the idea of a turbo swap into the supra is an awesome idea, just as awesome as locking the d-44 and finally building a bulletproof steering system in the xj is.


so i am a ricer and a jeeper, gawd that must mean i'm broke too

[Beej]

Being a ricer ain't so bad. Its when you realize that you're a wigger that you have to start worrying...

:D

[mdl]

Being a ricer ain't so bad. Its when you realize that you're a wigger that you have to start worrying...

:D

When did you realize you were a wigger?

[bjoehandley]

When did you realize you were a wigger?

I think a better question is, wtf is a wigger?

[BBeach]

i am a ricer, yes there is an ugly ass non runnig toyota supra in my front yard, there is also a cj-7 thats missing fifth gear in my garage, yes the idea of a turbo swap into the supra is an awesome idea, just as awesome as locking the d-44 and finally building a bulletproof steering system in the xj is.


so i am a ricer and a jeeper, gawd that must mean i'm broke too
What generation supra is it? I hate rice, but i like a lot of imports. A lot of my friends have nissan 240s (S13) and one of them is building his up for a KA-24T which should be pretty sweet. Though their cars may not look the best, they are all function and no show which is what i like.

[shortxjdoug]

What generation supra is it? I hate rice, but i like a lot of imports. A lot of my friends have nissan 240s (S13) and one of them is building his up for a KA-24T which should be pretty sweet. Though their cars may not look the best, they are all function and no show which is what i like.


mk 3 targa top, i've got a good n/a head an a full turbo block setup with harness i'll just mate those together and have a running 7m turbo for next to nothing, basically i am going to teach myself to do bodywork with the car and make it a long term project, i'm the same way, a lime green honda with a bodykit and fart can just makes me want to punch someone, but a built sleeper integra kickin out about 440 hp out of a built little v-tec 4 cyl with a clean turbo setup is really cool (by the way this car exists and it is a really powerful setup in such a little car :D)

[Beej]

When did you realize you were a wigger?
http://i11.tinypic.com/47ugmsg.jpg

[shortxjdoug]

http://i11.tinypic.com/47ugmsg.jpg

when he started dressing like that

[ridge_runnerxj]

i swapped the sr20 det in my s13,front mount intercooler, full rom tuning 5 lug conversion, full coil over suspension, lsd, converted to automatic"im in a wheelchair" front end dead light conversion, full widebody fiberglass fender. no wing! no gay stickers of shit i dont have in my car. this car was show and go.. i have friends with hondas and fart pipes and i give them shit everyday. and yes imports are cramped sometimes but i got just as much feet room in my 240 as i do my xj.... and windows are bigger than the tiny xj windows. so some imports are bigger than they appear.

[XJoshua]

shortxjdoug I love supras, big fan of them. MKIs arent my favorite, but all the rest are. My dream car would have to be a 1984 Celica-Supra jet black, with yellow pin stripping, or a black and bluegrey scheme.

MK3s are nice til you blow a head gasket, and the n/a I just think arent worth it. Funny wiht toyota having such a nice service record, the BHG problem is the only one that toyota never admitted to being a toyota problem.

MK4s I like them, but I also hate them because of fast and the furious. Id like to have one but they are crazy expensive.

Okay now my definition of ricer would be: One who has all the badges and big ass spoiler, but still has the oem intake and a ragidy ass filter. More chrome on the car then on a smoke stack, and blad street tires that they calls slicks.